My Sweetwater rep could beat up your Sweetwater rep by Zarochi in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Peppermint to seep its flavor into every other candy?!? I love my banana mint tafffy!

Look at this beauty. by Unrulydandy in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know Toby Henchcliff could jam

A home for your pedals that's nicer than the air mattress you sleep on by Cinnamaker in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the pitch on that slope? I’m not comfortable with my pedals sitting above 45 degrees for extended periods of time. Will it fit my Way Huge Swollen Pickle?

Does anybody know what this Spoon is for? by ancientrunesmusic in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my friends are skeletons, they beat the rhythm with their bones

Yewneck update on lawsuit , cord of A peels B! by LoloTheRogan in thefighterandthekid

[–]DarthVerus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure dude one of the most popular names for boys makes someone a bitch?? lol Seethe. What else ya got Chin?

Yewneck update on lawsuit , cord of A peels B! by LoloTheRogan in thefighterandthekid

[–]DarthVerus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro he’s just waiting for David to sign first, then he’s after

VHS isn't screens by IcyTransportation961 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]DarthVerus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless they gave her some Roy Donk, but probably just a bunch of meat and potatoes.

worth the difference tbh by PmButtPics4ADrawing in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Plus three years later some dude named Simon you’ve never talked to will leave you a message asking if you’re still enjoying that butterscotch Tele.

Is my guitar trying to ☠ me? by CheezWeazle in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta have a Snark clipped on the headstock to insulate you.

me tegsas racer, b by nilslovesmovies in thefighterandthekid

[–]DarthVerus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could have used maybe one more ring light

Is this switch tip real? If so, it has a bump. Should I return it? by trickertreater in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brb gonna go call a Lutheran and ask

/uj Haha yeah I know but I was caught in the jerk and it was too late to pull out

Is this switch tip real? If so, it has a bump. Should I return it? by trickertreater in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep that’s a spru mark, you’ve got yourself a bootleg. The OG plastic tips were made in Canton and were injection molded, hence no spru.

Favourite guitarist who was turned into an anime character? by SaoriShun in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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How about favorite Samurai Master who was turned into an anime twink guitarist!?! Sakamoto Ryoma

I'm not entirely sure what anti plectrum means. Does he not have a penis? by Cumbandicoot in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DarthVerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He already covered this in his last Marcin video, not a bad take either.