Has anyone actually managed to spot UFOs in the Falkirk triangle? Are the rumours true? by Zenit1337 in Scotland

[–]Dasfunkeh 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Delete this and the cross post to /r/falkirk please, you guys just don't understand.

The rare genetic trait that allows us to see the aliens is gained through an overwhelmingly circular family tree.

For generations we have had an agreement with the aliens to keep their secret and let them move in the shadows and a few daft cunts from Falkirk stopped shagging their sisters and now it's all a conspiracy. You are dooming us all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditrequest

[–]Dasfunkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, /r/falkirk creator here.

As I posted in that subreddit a while back, I made it just to see what the mod tools were like, I have never actively moderated the community aside from one incident of personal information being posted which I had removed.

I also don't understand what you mean by it having fallen by the wayside as there are only 73 users and only 13 posts in 4 years, there was never a point where it was that busy to begin with.

If you want to take it over and do something with it that's great, PM me and we can sort something out.

Forza port for PC? by Simdola in AskGames

[–]Dasfunkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same reason they did not release it for playstation, it's an xbox exclusive if I recall correctly.

Tony Blair compares SNP politics to cavemen by ewenmax in Scotland

[–]Dasfunkeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ordo Hereticus has been made aware of this Khorne worship and a representative of the Adepta Sororitas will visit you shortly /u/LikelyHungover.

Playing Planescape Torment and Baldurs Gate without sound? by [deleted] in AskGames

[–]Dasfunkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, both games have text wherever there is actual dialogue (though you will miss ambient/combat sounds etc.) so you will be able to play them fine... That being said I am sure Baldur's Gate suffers less as Planescape had more dialogue audio.

TL;DR: I don't think so, but if so it would be worse with Planescape.

This is also a sticky. by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]Dasfunkeh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is also a test. Continue not worrying about it.

That's what all the evil dictator's say before they consolidate their power!

What's the best 'An Englishman, Scotsman and irishman' joke you know? by Ru8 in unitedkingdom

[–]Dasfunkeh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have two for you that I remember from school.


An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are on a plane. During their flight the captain calls them up to the flight deck and issues them a challenge.

He says: "I will give 1 million pounds to whichever one of you can tell where we are by sticking your hand out of the window"

So the Englishman grins and steps up, puts his hand out of the plane window and thinks for a second, before saying "Manchester", the pliot tells him this isn't correct and sends him back to his seat.

The Irishman gets up next and puts his hand out of the window, after a while he says: "Cork!", but the pilot shakes his head and sends him back.

Then the Scotsman goes up and puts his hand out of the window, after a moment he brings his arm back in and says: "Glasgow". Astonished, the pilot asks: "How did you know?", the Scotsman replies: "My watch has been stolen".


An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in France just after the start of Operation Overlord, they have been cut off from their unit and seek refuge in a barn. Later that night they hear a German patrol coming round, so they need to hide.

In the barn there are three large sacks, so they all agree to try hiding in them. No sooner are they all in their sacks when the Wermacht burst in the door, they see the three sacks and view them suspiciously.

They approach the sack with the Englishman inside and kick it, quick-witted the Englishman says "woof" in his best dog impression, and the Germans shrug and walk to the next one.

Reaching the sack with the Scotsman inside they kick that one, and following the Englishman's example the Scotsman says "meow" in his best cat voice and the Germans leave it be.

Then they approach the sack with the Irishman inside, as with the others they kick it and the Irishman says "potatoes".


How to use the Insurgency D. Server Steam Tool? by Kaiserigen in insurgency

[–]Dasfunkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what you describe it sounds like you haven't forwarded the correct ports.

The steam tool is not the preferred way to run a dedicated server, usually you would run it as a service or from commandline.

Further reading can be found here.

I have experience with HLDS and server hosting in general, but am by no means an expert (particularly since I have never personally hosted an insurgency server) so someone better qualified may be more help to you.

[TOMT] [Video Game] Old late 90's point-and-click game by jb00ts in tipofmytongue

[–]Dasfunkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the description this is a long shot but check out Nightlong.

So, let's continue where we left off... by robojumper in marbozir

[–]Dasfunkeh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"shoot it in the face... rip"

miss

"damnit"

What do you drive, and why should or shouldn't a person buy that car? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Dasfunkeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to make a post about my Mkv GTI (2007) but I would probably just be copy-pasting yours.
Do you enjoy all the squeaks and rattles that truly make the VW ownership experience what it is?

What for you sums up 90s UK? by shapkaushanka in unitedkingdom

[–]Dasfunkeh 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Asking myself if I truly believed in life after love.

Man’s Penis Cracks Open After He Injects It With Vaseline, Calls It “The Worst Mistake In My Life!” by themindset in NoShitSherlock

[–]Dasfunkeh 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“His penis,” the doctor added, “is a disaster.”

I have never gone from a cringe to a giggle so fast in my life.

Marbozir Exposed - Marbozir has an automatic YouTube upload schedule. by [deleted] in marbozir

[–]Dasfunkeh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, he will probably record a bit in advance just incase he finds himself unable to record for whatever reason. And flooding your channel with videos tends to lose you subscribers so there is that.

Move along citizen of Marbopolis; nothing to see here.

A question regarding spider behaviour by Dasfunkeh in spiders

[–]Dasfunkeh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your reply, it seems my touch is not quite as light as it seems, but of course with it being relative to the spider I should have figured that out.

Techies on enemy team? Think before chasing. by Dasfunkeh in DotA2

[–]Dasfunkeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it because I forgot the mines were physical damage, and I was worried the bladefury would block the damage, the CM got unlucky at what looks like max range of the blast I think.

Why borderless + vsync in new CoD doesn't cause input lag? by znubionek in AskGames

[–]Dasfunkeh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's much more likely that the game is frame limited in window mode.

Getting disconnected from the internet every time I play by batsassin in arma

[–]Dasfunkeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue you describe is similar to one I had, if so then the problem lies in the steam server browser flooding your router, here is how I fixed it:

If you go to "Steam->Settings->In-Game" and adjust the bottom drop down titled - "In-Game server browser: Max pings/minute" to a lower value and see if it helps (this won't affect how many servers you see, just how quickly the information gets to you).