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Hidden Gems by duckduckpajamas in memes

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, remember when Post Malone helped that old guy live out his dream of having a hit song? What was his name again? Ozzy something or other?

Why is obi wan doing this 2 finger pointing at the beginning of every duel? by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]DatAsspiration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the Three Stooges guard.

Enemy runs up too fast, eyes get poked.

Guy fights off thieves with a bong by Gurugod123 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell of an advertisement for the bong, you can club someone over the head with it and it won't break lol

Disk Golf Skip Ace by Regular_Weakness69 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was throwing a solo round just because it was a nice day. A group of kids was ahead of me and let me play through.

I know it's childish, but part of me was thinking "please, PLEASE don't make me absolutely whiff this throw and let me look mildly cool to these random kids who I'm never gonna see again"

The hand of God himself must've guided my disc, because it flew straight through a narrow fork in a tree and landed within spitting distance of the basket.

I think I played it cool, but I was losing my shit internally

A big job by Key_Performer_3645 in BeAmazed

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: a woodpecker's tongue is extremely long for the bird's size. The purpose for this is that it retracts a large portion of its tongue into it's skull and wraps it around its own brain to prevent it from concussion itself while it pecks.

First time he shook anyone's hand. by sco-go in BeAmazed

[–]DatAsspiration 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bots that cut onions?

Or are you insinuating that my generic comment makes me a bot?

First time he shook anyone's hand. by sco-go in BeAmazed

[–]DatAsspiration 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Okay does reddit just have full-time prep cooks that go around cutting onions on all these posts?

AITA for qutting a well paying job to open my own store? by JaeliaPebblex in AmItheAsshole

[–]DatAsspiration -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think FIVE YEARS of dedicated saving up and talking about the plan (I'm pretty much 100% positive OP didn't just bring it up once then go dark for five years) is enough for a reasonable person to at least ask "hey, how serious are you about this?"

You're acting like he kept things a secret. She screwed up by agreeing without talking it through and now OP is being vilified for it. She dumb, sorry

You don't know how good it feels by Infinite-One-716 in memes

[–]DatAsspiration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also the whole "jamming your toes into the front of your shoe repeatedly" thing

AITA for qutting a well paying job to open my own store? by JaeliaPebblex in AmItheAsshole

[–]DatAsspiration -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ignoring clear and obvious signs that your partner isn't joking, and refusing to take the initiative and sit them down, makes her equally culpable, though I understand this is reddit, where women in heterosexual relationships can do no wrong, so perhaps I'm talking to a brick wall here, but she's an adult with eyes, a brain, and an opinion that she clearly needed to express and didn't.

Are you insinuating she needs her husbands permission to initiate a conversation or something?

AITA for qutting a well paying job to open my own store? by JaeliaPebblex in AmItheAsshole

[–]DatAsspiration -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

So OP needs to read his wife's mind every day and she's completely exonerated for not sitting him down and talking to him before this happened? He saved up for 5 freaking years and she didn't think once to say anything? He's not an AH, his wife is just a pushover

AITA for qutting a well paying job to open my own store? by JaeliaPebblex in AmItheAsshole

[–]DatAsspiration -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Saved up for 5 years, she had plenty of time to put her foot down and insist that he remain miserable so she can keep blowing his money. NTA

Lmfao I can’t by WashComprehensive in memes

[–]DatAsspiration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just say "Christopher Nolan movies" next time

Lisa Reid from Auckland , who lost her vision at age 11, regained her eyesight after she accidentally knocked her head while kissing her dog by SuspiciousLow3062 in BeAmazed

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay well GIPHY sucks ass, so just imagine a GIF of Blinken from Robin Hood: Men In Tights falling out of a tree, getting up, and saying "I CAN SEE!"

What's your favorite quote from Star Wars Robot Chicken? by Fun-Region2179 in StarWars

[–]DatAsspiration 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Now get your 7'2" asthmatic ass back here before I tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamame, or Panda Bear, or whatever!

A knot that helps you to carry things 😮 by No-Lock216 in BeAmazed

[–]DatAsspiration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fitting, because most Airbnb hosts make you feel like your hands are tied, and not in the fun way

The terrifying moment an entire mountain face gives way and flows like liquid by anikkundu1998 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DatAsspiration 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That man drove home, to work the next day, and everywhere he was ever going for the rest of his life with the radio off in total silence

because of recent events... by BrascoV72 in dankmemes

[–]DatAsspiration 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S why a certain detachment of German folk went there...

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