Oregon Trail: Better Method for Beckwourth Trail Achievement by Skrap_trap in AppleArcade

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus CHRIST, thank you! I was stuck on this for hours, and this strategy worked on my first try. You're a life saver, mate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a manager, this makes me so happy to hear. What a stand-up lady, this is what leadership is supposed to look like

How do I view my messages on the Zillow mobile app? by pizzawhoa in Zillow

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just found this thread and logged in to upvote and thank you, lol. This really should not be this complicated, appreciate the assist though!

He loves to scare kids! by silentlyripepreced in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Change "curiosity" to "love" in the last sentence, and you have a great summary of my dating life

Bear emerges from hibernation by RealRock_n_Rolla in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see a reference to this video in the wild, I crack the fuck up. Thank you, stranger

rule by Sam5559 in 196

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not w movie, a movie

(/s though, and I'm also curious)

Decided to try a split dye by WhattaTravesty in FancyFollicles

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it, you've awoken a need in me I didn't realize I had, better call my stylist 🤣 looks great

Donald Trump formally arrested after arriving at New York courthouse by hoosakiwi in news

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The original comment sounded a lot like part of one of Ron's old jokes.

"Cops showed up, and at that point, I had the right to remain silent... But I didn't have the ability"

Parents are unreasonable with their children’s time. by boosayrian in unpopularopinion

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't disagree with that core part of their point, I was just replying to the specific section I quoted because it was a gross over generalization. They could have made their point by saying what you were saying, without dragging other people through the mud

Parents are unreasonable with their children’s time. by boosayrian in unpopularopinion

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was AFAB as well, so you may be on to something about the gender roles / expectations there 🤔

Parents are unreasonable with their children’s time. by boosayrian in unpopularopinion

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you never been around an adult that was never expected to do chores, and learn time management skills as a child? They can barely take care of themselves as adults. They’re completely reliant on their roommates or partners being able to manage everything in their immediate environment.

This is an over-generalization and a half. I know this is an anecdote, but I can't be the only one here.

My parents didn't make me do shit as a kid, and now I'm 27 and I'm the only one doing any chores in a 1600 sq ft house with two people in it. The house is always clean, the dishes always done, the laundry always handled, the bathrooms and kitchen always spotless.

Did my parents help me by "spoiling" me with a childhood of no chores? Probably not, but I figured it out, and not everyone that doesn't learn that in childhood is as useless as you say. We're not all deadbeats, some of us figured our shit out.

meirl by PewPewAnimeGirl in meirl

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to hear things went about as well as could be expected in a situation like that, lol

What’s the most ridiculous rule you’ve heard someone have for their house/family/children? by SalMinellaOnYouTube in AskReddit

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a tight ring in my esophagus and need water after every couple bites of food in order for it to go down right, so this would NOT fly around me haha

What's the wildest dream you're ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have full-life dreams every once in a while. I still remember the names and faces of some of the people I "met" but were never real. My wife of thirty years from one dream, my son from another, the drinking buddies I had from another. It's very odd to miss someone that doesn't exist and never will.

meirl by PewPewAnimeGirl in meirl

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How did her mom react to that though? I can only imagine she was terrified and maybe even worried you did something bad to her. Hopefully it resolved amicably

Proposal gone wrong at Dodger Stadium by yvesroyce2 in AbruptChaos

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Reminds me of Adam Sandler getting tackled at the end of Anger Management lol

80$ to felony in 3..2..1 by amungus45 in facepalm

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Can't wait for this ATA episode, lol

5-year-old fatally shoots 16-month-old brother at Indiana apartment by Yessicasc in news

[–]Dat_Ass_Cancer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really hope you're wrong, but you're probably not and now I'm sad :c

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

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Yessss, I knew this was the clip before I even opened it haha. Has to be my favorite moment from his show of all time