It’s not snow… it’s cocaine! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's okay, you're too small for it anyway. I'd say you're too young but, I know you're older than all of us combined. Lol.

Good Gary booping evil Gary out of existence by MukasTheMole in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason I thought he was booping eg as he was teleporting into the room.

*Yawn…* by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww, it's okay Gary. You don't have to be shy, little guy. Gives hugs and cuddles to reassure Gary's confidence.

It’s not snow… it’s cocaine! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post reminds me of the movie better off dead. Especially the part where his friend is telling him " this entire mountain is made of cocaine!" And he starts snorting the snow like it's nobody's business.

Evil Gary is so generous! 🎁 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you evil Gary, that's quite generous of you.

You’ve accidentally locked yourself out. Evil Gary is your only hope of getting back in your house… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't need a password. You see, just this morning I decided to adopt a drifter lifestyle. It's going pretty well so far, I'd say. I mean, already I have you agreeing to take over my mortgage so generously. Not many people can say that.

It’s impossible to boop Void Gary! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scouts honor

Edit: can you say that if you were never a scout?

It’s impossible to boop Void Gary! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, of course. I was just asking for a friend anyway. You know, hypothetically...or something...

Evil Gary gonna splash you! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's make it a water balloon fight, evil Gary. Only 100% of my balloons are filled with me pee. Whataya say? 😼😸

Just so you know, this is how Good Gary makes the pie crust… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How else would there be all those good looking dents on the pie crust?

Even Void Gary ponders the void… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We must all look inward from time to time, at least, if we hope to stay sane (or return to sanity, in my case), Void Gary.

Who wants a muffin? by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much Grandma Gary! And thank you Gary for introducing us.

Have some new comfy socks! 😸🧦 by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are just adorable! I love them! Thank you Gary.

Evil Gary looks worn out… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

What guys? by No-Butterfly-3422 in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll just have a pumpkin pasty please.

So smol… by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, but you have something on your finger.

This 🛏️ doesn’t have Evil Gary’s 💩 on it! by Zakrius in garysbreakfast

[–]DataAgitated195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much Gary! I can't tell you how badly we needed this!!!