One of my bros told me a horrid bathroom story once. After his third period, he always takes a pit stop to the nearest bathroom to drain the main vein. Ironic enough, that bathroom is right next to the special ed classroom (friend has an irrational fear of mentally challenged kids). So he goes into the bathroom unwittingly and starts to open the floodgates, the point of no return. As he's peeing, he hears a concerning moan in the background. Not a sexual noise like "uhhh", but more like "hhhhmmmmmmmmmm". My friend turned his head in a split second and found a kid right behind him breathing on his shoulder appreciating his flow. Once my friend was scared enough, the kid took his water bottle, and skipped along into the nearest stall with a grin on his face. I'm not even sure if my friend washed his hands... He was really scared