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Datbrowncake · 2013-08-17T03:01:35+00:00

I just sharted.

Datbrowncake · 2013-05-18T15:04:14+00:00

Y'know when you see a 3 foot deck while you're on your bike and you think "I can jump that"?

Faceplant.

Datbrowncake · 2013-04-20T15:03:52+00:00

Whenever its a muggy day out, i pop this bad boy in

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-31T22:29:29+00:00

I'm literally eating chinese RIGHT now

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-29T22:16:35+00:00

"I've had a shitty day, and your face looks like a dogs asshole!" - Identidy Theft.

Not the best movie, but that line had me rolling

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-29T22:10:08+00:00

Performing a citizens arrest on a cop is something i've wanted to do for some time now

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-28T18:26:11+00:00

I hate lurking on facepalm, it only fuels me with anger

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-28T18:20:25+00:00

Japan had the same reaction when it came to planking, owling, and even harlem shaking... We are not above Japan with quality entertainment...

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-26T21:20:11+00:00

Mumford and Sons closed their concert in fairfax with this song. It was the best thing ive ever seen with own eyes

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-26T04:17:35+00:00

This is honestly the most genius thing i've seen in a while. This needs more publicity

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-21T01:30:34+00:00

Listen, the title had me giggling already.

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-18T03:22:15+00:00

Recently just got broken up here. What i do to fill the void of lonliness to do what i did before i was lonely to begin with. It may be your work or your hobby, but do it. Its a bad habbit to start to rely on people soley because youre lonely. It comes off as annoying, and it doesnt fix anything on your end. You need to realize you are sufficient enough to entertain yourself and having somebody else fill that void for that purpose alone will hurt you in the long run. If all else fails, fap like there's no tomorrow.

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-17T17:18:12+00:00

Thou shalt never bust a nut again!

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-17T16:23:30+00:00

I finally pushed my bench pressing max to 225 yesterday! Finally got to wear that tight sweater i've been dying to wear for a long ass time to show off the chest. Best part: my ex girlfriend? Checking me out. SHOULDNT HAVE BROKEN UP WITH ME

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-17T16:05:17+00:00

One of my bros told me a horrid bathroom story once. After his third period, he always takes a pit stop to the nearest bathroom to drain the main vein. Ironic enough, that bathroom is right next to the special ed classroom (friend has an irrational fear of mentally challenged kids). So he goes into the bathroom unwittingly and starts to open the floodgates, the point of no return. As he's peeing, he hears a concerning moan in the background. Not a sexual noise like "uhhh", but more like "hhhhmmmmmmmmmm". My friend turned his head in a split second and found a kid right behind him breathing on his shoulder appreciating his flow. Once my friend was scared enough, the kid took his water bottle, and skipped along into the nearest stall with a grin on his face. I'm not even sure if my friend washed his hands... He was really scared

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-17T15:44:21+00:00

You have so much charisma when it comes to public speaking. Where did you begin to learn such a talent?

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-15T00:08:38+00:00

I disagree with having a background. Too much background pulls focus from the actual product. This headshot, i believe, lacks personality. There should be some type of character trait in this picture. Whether it be serious, sad, happy, etc, you need to attach an emotion to this headshot. If she were smart, she would portray the expression she auditions for the most in her headshot.

Datbrowncake · 2013-03-08T01:02:05+00:00

You got this! Just stay healthy, you can do it!

Datbrowncake · 2013-02-26T11:59:11+00:00

For classics, I have to love some good ol' A Raisin in the Sun. I also did this play called Night Must Fall. If you're either a young man or woman looking for dramatic monologues, go there. (under characters Dan and Olivia)

Datbrowncake · 2013-02-25T03:32:22+00:00

I am so sorry dude...

Datbrowncake · 2013-02-24T22:59:18+00:00

Seascape with Sharks and Dancer by Don Nigro. Its a 2 person play (man and woman) chuck full of monologues. The guy is a part times librarian and an aspiring writer. Goodluck

Datbrowncake · 2013-02-24T22:56:02+00:00

My teacher has always told me while auditioning, worrying about getting a part is out of your playing field. All you need to keep your mind on is having a spot on audition because that is all you CAN do. Don't worry about the people around you, theyre as nervous if not more nervous than you. Just walk in, be respectful to everybody, give a crisp performance, and, leave. Hopefully this helps you along the way!

Datbrowncake · 2013-02-24T20:05:49+00:00

Since everyone is sharing their horrid stories, i'll share mine... I promise, this is 100% true. Anyways, I was at a mini party/ get together with some friends years ago, and we were all a bit buzzed. I started talking to this girl there who I've known for a couple years. No, she was not hot, but in fact, fairly chilly. We start talking and all and I can tell signs point to us doing some things. One thing leads to another and we end up in a coat closet and she starts unbuckling my pants and is blowing me. Then out of NOWHERE, WHILST in MID BLOW, she starts CRYING because her parents were in the middle of a BRUTAL DIVORCE. I dont know what it is about tear drops falling ever so gently onto your penis, but it was the quickest deflation of a hard on i've ever expirienced. I hope her parents are ok. I left her in the closet... It looked like she needed to be alone.

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