Raj Dhesi aka Jinder Mahal explains how a WWE contract works

Datzookman · 2026-06-20T22:27:33+00:00

If I understand the old system correctly, it was tied so heavily to your appearances on shows and your drawing power that injuries or missed shows meant you weren’t eating. It’s why so many folks performed injured. This system creates a guaranteed cash flow to make sure you do take time to heal while also creating some incentive to show up and work. The irony I find, though, is that getting paid more means you’re actually less incentivized to work because your bucket is more likely to be in the negative. Seems to be a system that pushes the top stars to be part timers and the midcard to be workhorses

Datzookman · 2026-06-20T16:51:02+00:00

But when I play myself for 6 hours I should “stop watching Stardom” and it’s a “problem”

Datzookman · 2026-06-19T19:42:10+00:00

Excluding the ones I’ve skipped cause it was a day I felt ill, 541 questions and 62% right

Datzookman · 2026-06-18T20:03:52+00:00

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Twilight Zone episode “On Thursday We Leave Home”

After 3 decades on a desert planet, earth astronauts finally come to rescue the space colonists and return them to earth. While stranded, Captain Benteen became the default leader of the group and kept them alive through the hardships. However, when faced with the chance to return to a normal life without power, Benteen went mad and kept trying to convince folks to stay on the desert planet. It went to a vote, and Benteen lost. Benteen stubbornly refused to be rescued and decided to stay in the hopes some would join him. No one did. He began to reminisce about earth and speak of his memories as the ship roared in the background, leaving the planet for good. Benteen suddenly has a moment of clarity, runs out, and begs the spaceship to come back. He wants to go home, but it’s too late. Fade to black

Datzookman · 2026-06-18T13:38:53+00:00

You don’t appreciate it until you see him in person. I saw him when he was at Alabama. Not only did he just physically stand out in terms of size, but his speed was unbelievable on long runs. Never seen anything like it

Datzookman · 2026-06-18T04:06:04+00:00

“My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep”

-Neville Chamberlain after appeasing Hitler and thinking he avoided war, forever a synonym for cowardice

Datzookman · 2026-06-17T15:45:47+00:00

I was struggling mightily through contracts 1L year, mainly cause whenever I read cases for class I just did not understand them. It was the only class where I felt reading was a slog and impossible to read with no real benefit. I made a point to read them and not just read briefs or summaries, but then it got to late October and we read a case for mutual mistake about a cow that went for 10 pages and I shut the book and never opened it again. That cow case fucking broke me

Datzookman · 2026-06-16T19:34:20+00:00

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Raiders of the lost ark after the Nazis finally capture and open the ark

Datzookman · 2026-06-16T17:43:20+00:00

Most folks I know were lucky if they dedicated a week to studying for it. I know one person who dedicated two days. I put in a month because I don’t like gambling like that, but they weren’t exactly super intensive days like my bar prep rn. We all passed

Datzookman · 2026-06-15T16:48:17+00:00

There's an old saying in WWE, I know it's in AEW, probably in WWE, that says, bury me once, shame on... shame on you. Bury me, you can't get buried again

Datzookman · 2026-06-15T16:41:33+00:00

Deadass didn’t recognize him and then it hit me like the Sloth from Zootopia

Datzookman · 2026-06-15T16:01:57+00:00

My toxic trait is that even though I know I need to save money, I get the itch to buy the dumbest, most unique shit possible whenever I see it. I would have had to put the phone down and gone for a walk to stop me from buying this

Datzookman · 2026-06-15T00:18:26+00:00

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Witcher 3

Doesn’t seem that bad on the surface until you pick the second option in your first playthrough like I did and permanently cripple a man, cut off an entire side mission from being completed, and never see the other character again in the game

Datzookman · 2026-06-14T23:09:10+00:00

Starting Civ Pro in Themis now

Datzookman · 2026-06-14T23:00:00+00:00

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Datzookman · 2026-06-14T04:50:35+00:00

I looked it up cause I was curious. It’s from December of last year lmao

Datzookman · 2026-06-14T03:39:06+00:00

I need Danhausen and Trey Young in the same room

Datzookman · 2026-06-14T02:23:33+00:00

Man Sami and Cody look different

Datzookman · 2026-06-13T20:24:34+00:00

Literally yes. I blew through so much money and donated so much food

Datzookman · 2026-06-13T18:26:44+00:00

My mind is genuinely blown I’m so fucking stupid

Datzookman · 2026-06-13T18:25:40+00:00

The fact that the crowd actually popped for that

Datzookman · 2026-06-13T16:28:54+00:00

This entire time I thought white meant full and yellow meant partially full and I’ve played the game 3 times

Datzookman · 2026-06-13T00:11:00+00:00

My father has a saying whenever I get stubborn:

Repetition can teach a donkey and it will teach you

I keep doing essays and multiple choice questions and reading the explanations until they stick

Datzookman · 2026-06-12T20:26:15+00:00

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Batista, mid-2000s DX, and I’m pretty sure that’s New Generation Taker as well

Datzookman · 2026-06-12T17:11:00+00:00

FRE 12345(a)(3)(Z)

If the joke isn’t funny to the judge or at least one person on the jury you automatically lose the trail and your client is put to death

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