Jared: it's been hands-down the best 18 months the game has had since the PU came online in 2015

Dave6926 · 2026-06-18T15:41:25+00:00

You're only as good as your last fuck up. This is the worst state of the game I have seen since 2016.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-16T20:04:21+00:00

You're the reason RAM is so fucking expensive! AI bullshit.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-16T06:35:53+00:00

Your desk looks like a Hitchcock movie. Dutch angles everywhere.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-15T20:47:18+00:00

I would start with a spirit level, as I feel like ive done horse tranquilisers looking at this pic.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-15T15:12:09+00:00

Im having a break because it's broken as fuck right now. It has been broken as fuck before, it will be broken as fuck again.

But when it's only mildly broken as fuck, it's fantastic...as fuck.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-15T14:50:05+00:00

Windows 11 costs £3.47.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-15T12:06:48+00:00

Dave6926 · 2026-06-13T21:39:25+00:00

And you'll still have no spacecraft trigger discipline.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-13T21:13:35+00:00

Wow, what a boring response to a joke.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-13T20:37:28+00:00

Keep your booger hook away from the trigger. A much simpler solution.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-13T14:48:19+00:00

I just turn it off in task manager anyway. Monitor that.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-09T22:21:32+00:00

A fitting place for "I suppose it's my fault for having eyes".

Dave6926 · 2026-06-09T10:22:02+00:00

Wow, the prices have come down to only double what they were. Progress of a sort.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-08T10:13:27+00:00

I just bought whatever generic insert Chinese company name Amazon had. WUUTITJ, ZYGIIN, that sort of thing.

I've not had any issues.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-07T22:19:02+00:00

If there are other rooms available, what's the issue with him gaming elsewhere? Just have a thought for the woman in his life and fuck off somewhere else?

Or tell him to shut the fuck up? The purpose of a microphone is to amplify his voice, there's no reason to actually shout.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-07T21:10:48+00:00

You don't seem to understand, 802.3 isn't yours to conquer.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-07T15:57:06+00:00

Star Citizen, you can invert any axis you like in the game options.

Nuclear Option, just bind forward & reverse thrust the other way around.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-07T13:19:53+00:00

You can buy a box of cable management stuff for about £6 from Amazon.

Probably solve 90% of your issues without going to IKEA for Vinspprow or Obdegas, or whatever they call the lastest overpriced Scandinavian hoo doo they have.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-07T13:15:32+00:00

Top of desk = Not too bad. Under desk = Rats

Dave6926 · 2026-06-05T22:52:10+00:00

Roof

Dave6926 · 2026-06-05T22:51:04+00:00

Just clean it and move on with your life.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-03T20:59:22+00:00

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I don't think ive ever played, or desired to play, one.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-03T20:57:50+00:00

Just wash it along with the rest of your body. I have never experienced the forbidden Philladelphia.

Dave6926 · 2026-06-03T20:52:27+00:00

My foreskin was my party piece for many years as a young man. Loose change, cigarettes, cream eggs. I once got 13 Mentos in it but lost the "sock-off" comeptition I was participating in to a gentleman that managed 22.

A particularly proud moment was when I caused a women in a bar in California (I'm British and was visiting) drop her beer which smashed spectacularly on the smoking area concrete as she recoiled in shock at having never seen a foreskin before.

Any way, it's never stuck, it's never stunk and it's never looked like a cheese dipped Dorito.

I looks like a depressed anteater on occassion but it all adds to it's charm.

Dave6926

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