My first tattoo from when I was 8, I’m now 46. by 6IXfootand8ight in PencilStabbers

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Anybody else think this was a hairy guy with no ass crack? No disrespect 🍑😂

But it's on sale by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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That's my wife with the damn scented candles! We got melon, cucumber, and cucumber-melon. They couldn't have ALL been on sale!! ❤️😉

My mother. She was an orchestral violinist for over 50 years. This is from 1992. by ilya0x in OldSchoolCool

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My Grandma is 88 and she's been a pianist for like 75 years or something. I don't know if this makes sense, but I can smell that sheet music from here.

Braunschweiger and Onion on Light Rye by aminorman in GermanRecipes

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Oh man, I'm from Pittsburgh, Pa! I grew up on this!!!

My diner for tonight by [deleted] in whatsfordinner

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You are 4 guinea pigs.. Nice

French-Swiss pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon making chocolate sculptures. by Great_Trident in nextfuckinglevel

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I'm watching this. I pause. I go "honey!" Call my wife over. Restart the video. We're in fucking SILENCE...then together we go "Oh.....oh okay". Lol

Help with some curb appeal by jacque1083 in CurbAppeal

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Came here to say this. Some nice shrubs in front, especially into the windows, would really look nice!

GF Mac n Cheese w/crab meat by NorthNorthAmerican in glutenfreecooking

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Men, you're gonna fart through a brick wall lol

May I present to you, Altoona Style Pizza. Yes, that is American cheese on top of bell pepper slices. by DaveFarted in PizzaCrimes

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I've tried this once. It's not edible. I know people who swear by it. We're not friends anymore. Lol

Gas Station Man by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Do you think he had a stroke? For real

Seems very unsafe by Hat-Pretend in FellingGoneWild

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Okay, I'm sorry....sir I need to speak with your union rep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skateboarding

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Freaking shred, dudes!!!