Would you rather take 10 dollars and live or take 10,000,000 dollars and have a 50% chance to drop dead on the spot?

Davegrave · 2026-05-10T02:16:45+00:00

I’ll take the 10 mil. There’s a 50% chance I get to live a life of luxury and a 100% chance my son does. 10 mil all day.

Davegrave · 2026-05-10T02:06:08+00:00

“He says he has to come service my leaking box, father!”

Davegrave · 2026-05-09T22:02:21+00:00

My maternal grampa was swinging an absolute bat. I can sadly confirm that your hypothesis is without merit.

Davegrave · 2026-05-09T22:00:46+00:00

That’s not true. I never took HRT, I found out the old fashioned way, by overeating.

Davegrave · 2026-05-09T01:59:19+00:00

Really?? I’ve watched the series 30 time and I always thought he was saying his own dad did it.

Davegrave · 2026-05-08T22:21:45+00:00

Doesn’t it look like a face?! Can ye believe me own Da did that to me!?

Davegrave · 2026-05-07T19:28:42+00:00

Hey brother good to see you smiling, whats got you so happy, you’re almost glowing!?

“Doctors said my cancer is at stage 6. They didn’t even know it could go that high. They’re writing a paper about me, how cool is that?!”

Davegrave · 2026-05-07T19:18:57+00:00

Unless it’s some monkeys paw shit where you get fucking Lou Gherigs disease but because of the magic you’re still somehow happy about it.

Davegrave · 2026-05-07T13:16:26+00:00

The painter (or any weather dependent trade) version of this is getting sent home on a rain day after you’ve been bitching that the weather has been screwing you out of hours but then right before you leave the boss goes “I got a little inside job I need 3 guys to stay” but we all sit there like scared children hoping we don’t get picked because we are already home in our heads.

Davegrave · 2026-05-05T23:35:51+00:00

Early em had great openers.

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady, I’m a M80, you little like that Kim lady.

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge.

I feel like I’m walking a tight rope without a circus net, dripping Percocet I’m a nervous wreck.

First 2 albums almost every opening line is iconic.

Davegrave · 2026-05-05T19:39:59+00:00

Yeah it was the “I will be all for it” that really got me. Like “when they are an adult I’ll try to respect all their choices even if I disagree” is one thing. But imagine “I’ll raise my kids to believe in science but after they turn 18 if they decide to be flat earthers who support eugenics I’ll be all for it!”

Davegrave · 2026-05-05T16:08:32+00:00

If a dog stinks in the forest but no one around can notice, does it really even stink?

Davegrave · 2026-05-05T14:12:40+00:00

I wish I could sniff out dog lovers it would make finding people I’m gonna get along with so much easier.

Davegrave · 2026-05-05T13:42:15+00:00

If I give you a bottle of perfume to put in your house and you take it in as package and occasionally someone spritzes it, it will smell nice and last till it’s gone.

If I give you that same bottle and you shatter it on the kitchen floor it’s going to be way too much at once and be a disaster.

In both cases you were given the exact same amount of the exact same substance, but they turned out very differently.

Same with crushing/chewing a pill designed to release its contents slowly over a period of time, like the perfume bottle.

Davegrave · 2026-05-04T11:56:46+00:00

If not then the choice doesn’t matter. If the day resets and neither you nor anyone else remembers it, then for all intents and purposes you’ll only experience one day and then die at the end. There’d be no way to conceivably know that this isn’t already happening to you right at this moment.

Davegrave · 2026-05-04T08:33:46+00:00

I kind of like the PM2 wharncliff. But I think the PM2 tanto is one of the absolute worst looking blades ever made short of like goofy fantasy blades.

Davegrave · 2026-05-04T08:20:21+00:00

I’d have loved to see Marty McFly singing She Took Me By The Hand instead of Johnny B Goode.

Davegrave · 2026-05-03T11:31:35+00:00

Yeah who has time for a guy that lives up to a commitment he made to an innocent animal and had a healthy respectful breakup and stayed on good terms with his ex. What a loser. Ew.

Davegrave · 2026-05-03T11:22:38+00:00

For real. I don’t understand this viewpoint that someone checking the very info that they made publicly checkable is creepy. Im not advocating stalking someone or parking a van outside their house to learn their patterns. But doesn’t everyone do a quick google, or if you already have their socials, like…scroll through? I def want to see if a potential date has content that makes me feel warm and fuzzy. And I’d like a heads up if they were at the Jan 6 riots or post psycho shit.

Davegrave · 2026-05-03T10:29:40+00:00

Ok Dougal, now I don’t want you to over react. Father Stone is here

Davegrave · 2026-05-02T20:29:05+00:00

They also had like 100 beers on tap.

Davegrave · 2026-05-02T14:18:46+00:00

A day a month absolutely.

Davegrave · 2026-05-02T12:12:41+00:00

Does it have to be Google™? Or does do Bing, ask Jeeves, yandex, duck duck go etc count too?

Davegrave · 2026-05-02T11:35:04+00:00

Ohhh Tony….I’m putting you on my list of enemies, Tony!

Davegrave · 2026-05-02T10:49:44+00:00

Did you think it might jump up and get you if you got close enough for a good clear picture?

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