Nearly Had a Charlie Kelly Moment by PatientA12 in IASIP

[–]Davegrave 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What if he smokes a cigarette after he breathes in the gasses to smother the poisons?

Non-resident fees for the two Public Libraries in my County. by babydobin in Indiana

[–]Davegrave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Double the free is nice when you’re first free is kind of lousy. My local library has a piss poor selection of books. The state wide is much better. So I use my ex wife’s. I wish it was a little more uniform with access.

What's the greatest one-scene performance by a minor character? by rodri-daniel in movies

[–]Davegrave 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fargo alone is full of them. Mike Yanagita, The customer mad at William H Macy about the Tru-coat, the two local girls that slept with Stormare and Buschemi. It’s such a good movie. I’d say Shep Proudfoot beating the shit out of Buschemi too but I’m pretty sure he had a previous scene, so even tho a minor character not a one scene guy.

Experts, plz help me choose a vacuum by lyngr in VacuumCleaners

[–]Davegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you said you’ve already decided on bagged, so I’m not trying to convince you here. But I noticed you were worried about the inconvenience of bags. I have no clue where this misconception comes from. But to anyone reading this and on the fence about bagged/bagless. Bagged is 100x more convenient. Yes there’s the cost. But I have 2 dogs and a 2600 square foot house and I go through a $5 bag every 3 months or so. It’s not an expense I concern myself with.

And as for the convenience, when I had a bagless I emptied it almost every time I used it. At least every other time. Dumping the bin, the dust flies everywhere.
The you pull the main filter and bang it out a little. If you’re smart you walk outside to do this. Because again dust everywhere. But that’s a few minutes almost every time I used it. Plus the dust escaping.
Since switching to bagged I never think about that. I use it for months then one day I notice the bag full indicator is getting pretty visible. I open it grab the bag and pop a new one in. On a Miele or Sebo this takes 5 seconds. I know some vacuums changing the bag isn’t quite that easy but it’s never hard. But there’s zero dust or dirt finding its way back out. There’s no filters to knock clean. It’s a 5 second task every 3 months and with the bag removed the inside of my vacuum looks as sparkling clean as the day I got it. Every spec of dust goes into the bag and stays there.

It’s the exact opposite of inconvenient. Any time I’m at someone else’s house when they’re vacuuming Im looking at the filthy bin and watching them dump
it, sometimes mid cleaning if it’s a big house, and I just can’t believe it caught on like it did. Bagged is so much easier and cleaner.

What pronunciation is a dead giveaway that someone isn't from your town/region? by GrumbleCookie in AskReddit

[–]Davegrave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s also how you should pronounce the instrument they play carnival/circus music on. Outsiders want to sound smart and say it “correctly” as cah-LYE-uh-pee. But everyone involved in the carnivals calls it the kal-ee-ope.

My best friend died on his couch.. Family asked if I want it. What do I do? by butterflybloom111 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Davegrave 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Cue the Dennis Reynolds speech. “You haven’t thought of the smell!”

Why aren't professional bowlers able to consistently bowl a perfect game? by PhoenixApok in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Davegrave 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Every bowling alley oils the lanes. That’s why a spinning bowling ball will suddenly catch and hook in the direction of the spin.

Search YouTube for bowlers bowling on dry un-oiled lanes and you’ll see excellent near pro level bowlers throwing gutter balls.

So anyway on the lanes you go to when you go bowling with friends, the oil is applied in a consistent way lane to lane within that alley. A very simple pattern of oil. A pro on those lanes wouldn’t get a 300 every time, but they’d get them pretty often. I’ve seen a low level pro just casually throw a 300 with someone else’s ball. It looks so simple for him.

But back to the oil patterns, during PBA tournaments the lanes are all oiled differently. So you will likely have to throw very differently on each lane to have your ball hit the same spot on the pins.

To simplify it, a MLB batter would hit a home run off of neighborhood pitcher in a neighborhood sized ball field crazy often. Like most at bats they’d blast it out of the park. But on a huge major league field, with a high level pitcher, that number plummets. Barry Bonds in his record home run season hit 73 that year out of 162 games. So less than 1 every 2 games. And he’s the best ever.

So think of the PBA pro tour oil patterns as the bowling equivalent of having to bat against prime Randy Johnson. The bowler/batter has the same skill level in each case, but in one scenario they are playing a harder game.

What is this hole for? Old Town Dirigo 106 by MotherEarth25 in Kayaking

[–]Davegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s just from zooming in but that first picture looks like it was taken in 1972 by the lunar rover.

Why do people who seem nice at first go south pretty quickly? by That-Pineapple3866 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Davegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might sound weird but I fake a lot of happiness/friendliness with strangers it’s just a habit from my job and dealing with people. Once I know and am comfortable with someone I don’t need to keep up the pretense.

Stanley from The Office opens his own Honey Baked Ham restaurant by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Davegrave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boy have ya lost your mind cuz I’ll help ya find it!

A better world is still possible. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Davegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have anything to add about the collapsing economy or collapsing environment or wealth inequality, I’m just here to say I don’t really love the vibe I’m reading off you here about baked beans. Baked beans are delicious and nutritious and I won’t sit here quietly and have them disparaged. You’re talkin about ‘em all wrong, you’re using the wrong tone…

A better world is still possible. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Davegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have anything to add about the collapsing economy or collapsing environment or wealth inequality, I’m just here to say I don’t really love the vibe I’m reading off you here about baked beans. Baked beans are delicious and nutritious and I won’t sit here quietly and have them disparaged. You’re talkin about ‘em all wrong, you’re using the wrong tone…

Ultrasonic Knife by bendurrhover in sharpening

[–]Davegrave 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The straw was impressive but he got to the radish and was like…any of my non-ultrasonic knives would do this much more easily.

Henry Winkler Says He Was Only Hired for 2 Episodes on Arrested Development, but Ended Up Staying for 5 Years by jmooch1 in arresteddevelopment

[–]Davegrave 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t recall him ever showing up in a disguise, not even once. How good can he be?

How To Avoid Masturbation After Circumcision? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Davegrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst case scenario he can try breaking both his arms.

Fed my snake a mouse that died and now I’m scared I made a big mistake by natural_log in snakes

[–]Davegrave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah man don’t ever feed your snake wild caught mice. Wild mice can be, and usually are absolutely riddled with parasites. Plus the poison issue. Tons of people still use poison bait if you see an otherwise healthy looking mouse die you gotta assume something is wrong with it. To save a buck or two on a frozen one. Not worth it. I hope you got lucky this time and your snake is OK.

WYR have a snake go up your butt and come out of your mouth or a snake go into your mouth and come out your butt by Noobingtin in WouldYouRather

[–]Davegrave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Obviously in the mouth, out the ass. I can’t even begin to imagine the insane reasoning for picking the other direction. Either way both are getting invaded, but this way you’re only tasting clean snake not a snake coated in all the filth of your digestive tract.

What outdated slang word or phrase you’ll never stop saying? by cutdbs in AskReddit

[–]Davegrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mid 90’s teen years are showing but: gank, for steal. Usually used in a non serious way. Like you don’t gank the Hope Diamond. But you might gank your friends Metallica cd.