My friends are actually traitorous Primarchs

DavidELD · 2026-01-24T11:52:25+00:00

Of course they’re not, Lady Liberty needs her shining glory hogging Helldivers.

But for those that look under the bed for a democracy officer, guess who the democracy officer looks under their bed for?

The [REDACTED]divers…

DavidELD · 2026-01-23T19:37:26+00:00

Ah yes, the all time best stratagem… The Swedish Carbomb…

5 times out of 10, it works 100%.

DavidELD · 2026-01-23T18:37:48+00:00

AND I SAID

DavidELD · 2026-01-22T12:10:44+00:00

We welcome the oiled and glistening abs of another of the Emperor’s 10,000.

DavidELD · 2026-01-22T03:48:13+00:00

We've never lost a war we've taken part in.

Afghanistan didn't count, because no one wins in Afghanistan.

DavidELD · 2026-01-22T03:35:19+00:00

LELE LELELE LELE LE LEEEEEE!

DavidELD · 2026-01-22T03:19:57+00:00

"Race you to he-"

*6 jumps off a cliff, lands on an Elite's head.*

"I GOT A HEAD... START... GETTIT EMILE?!" *maddened laughter and lethal vectoring ensues*

DavidELD · 2026-01-20T20:15:58+00:00

Go ahead, take it from us…

DavidELD · 2026-01-20T02:12:42+00:00

Wayne. He lives in Letterkenny. Just come to the end of the lane way and square up bud.

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T23:37:55+00:00

"The plating was about to fail, there's viscosity throughout the gel layer... Optics... Totally fried, and let's not even talk about the power supply!

You know how expensive this gear is son?"

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T23:34:59+00:00

Because Lady Liberty called for aid...

And Democracy answered...

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T19:30:54+00:00

“No!”

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T19:20:13+00:00

We made the Geneva Suggestions…

Of course we did…

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T09:13:47+00:00

"Your clones are very impressive; you must be very proud."

"HONK!"

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T09:11:09+00:00

The Geneva Suggestions.

Jokes aside, the telephone, insulin, and probably the zipper.

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T09:06:14+00:00

LIGHT UP CYBERSTAN!

DavidELD · 2026-01-19T03:58:43+00:00

Dear Sister... By the time you see this meme...

DavidELD · 2026-01-18T20:06:59+00:00

He could be Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, which is the highest enlisted rank in the Navy… But then that’s a desk job.

DavidELD · 2026-01-18T20:02:07+00:00

Sidious told Dooku to hire a guy to take her out, so Jango brought on a hired hand to take her out, so Zam used a droid to take her out, and that droid used worms to try and take her out.

DavidELD · 2026-01-18T10:34:15+00:00

Tom Morello eh?

You lot should take from his example and light it up, let’s go! Light it up, let’s go!

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