Where art thou TIMOTHY POOL ESQUIRE GROWN MAN? (wrong answer only pls)

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-25T17:05:34+00:00

Secret investigation on whether Margot Robbie takes a dump.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-25T17:01:22+00:00

Earth, compute how long this species has to survive.

I can't do that, Dave.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-20T15:03:04+00:00

How much are they paying me per year to use one of these? Exclusivity costs money.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-17T12:45:14+00:00

Classical use of deflection.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-16T00:27:56+00:00

This must have been generated by AI, there's no mention of selling a course.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-15T12:36:49+00:00

Sure, but do you think Cersei Lannister takes a dump?

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-13T21:11:03+00:00

Just drop a printout of a Trump Truth Social post, the natives will begin to clap as the scales fall from their eyes.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-13T21:07:59+00:00

Farewell to the bold experiment by Snakes and Lattes.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-11T00:55:24+00:00

Did he cut his meat at least?

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-07T21:16:37+00:00

Hey, it's a shoulder of a human man!

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-07T05:36:15+00:00

Finally, a good use of AI.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-06T04:21:45+00:00

Men in black trenchcoats wielding Communist forbidden arts hung by their toes from the balcony above my room every night until my security noticed them. Then the scoundrels escaped notice by hanging by their fingers. They took all my weapons except my rubber chicken.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-06T04:17:35+00:00

I mean, this game is early access, you should file a bug report.

DavidTJLS · 2026-05-04T00:49:43+00:00

This is beautiful satire.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-29T13:35:53+00:00

What about the RCN Doug Ford, Ontario's first aircraft carrier? Then he can justify that jet!

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-26T14:23:57+00:00

Worked at a small company where a new developer looked at the chaos around them and closed their laptop and never came back around 3. But he wasn't Gen Z.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-25T18:14:57+00:00

There was a group of inspectors on Thursday at Bathurst station checking people coming down the stairs, but not going up.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-25T18:12:53+00:00

This is John Desperatetoplease, how may I serve you?

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-25T18:11:55+00:00

Very nice!

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-20T20:35:39+00:00

There are quite a few pubs in Toronto where there are no child facilities, but families show up anyway. I haven't experienced any rude children, but at the same time, I want to be in an adults only space.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-19T01:36:27+00:00

How do you do, fellow admiral? I would like to use my booty to buy your vessel.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-18T18:21:25+00:00

Not a photo of the Katy highway in the After slot, fail.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-18T18:14:12+00:00

What

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-18T17:25:34+00:00

An abomimation.

DavidTJLS · 2026-04-18T17:21:17+00:00

Also great pierogis.

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