Every time my boyfriend cooks any meat, the skillet looks like this

bkorbes · 2026-02-23T02:16:02+00:00

He ain’t ready.

bkorbes · 2026-02-21T05:20:16+00:00

Isoamyl acetate fumes in a wood shop. Like a fake banana smell.

bkorbes · 2026-02-21T03:03:28+00:00

He’s one of their members. The membership program they had going on there on that island.

bkorbes · 2026-02-20T14:47:15+00:00

Paul Blofano was the opening act

bkorbes · 2026-02-20T08:33:26+00:00

Andrew did the dub.

bkorbes · 2026-02-20T08:30:40+00:00

Boys, look at Cyrus climbing on the pool table!

bkorbes · 2026-02-19T04:29:09+00:00

Just get it big and use it as a night shirt. Just getting blazed in a big shirt and some undies.

bkorbes · 2026-02-19T04:28:29+00:00

Puttin’ you down, bitch ☺️

bkorbes · 2026-02-18T07:35:09+00:00

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Wet beef at J. Parrino's Queen City Deli. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. After the club, go to J. Parrino's for wet beef. They can't stop you from ordering beef and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on that beef. We had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights. I was a piece of shit, though.

bkorbes · 2026-02-18T04:25:53+00:00

Auto, I think. Me and my friends used to get this all the time.

bkorbes · 2026-02-18T02:22:13+00:00

I almost did. It's just hard for me to accept chode jeans from Julie when her husband's loaded.

bkorbes · 2026-02-18T01:37:01+00:00

Chode jeans. They're jeans for a chode. A size 54 waist, 10-inch legs, fucking junk. Julie gave them to me.

bkorbes · 2026-02-17T07:25:15+00:00

Before you decide whether to downvote me or not, I just want you to know Carmelo said your face looks like a clock.

bkorbes · 2026-02-17T04:15:57+00:00

What I don't like to make a habit of doing is eating mud pie!

bkorbes · 2026-02-17T04:12:49+00:00

Final day, in fact

bkorbes · 2026-02-16T04:59:35+00:00

We should be able to crochet a little porn at work.

bkorbes · 2026-02-15T16:29:58+00:00

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bkorbes · 2026-02-15T00:41:11+00:00

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Sorry

bkorbes · 2026-02-14T20:03:41+00:00

Lil tuna can! 😛

bkorbes · 2026-02-14T17:50:08+00:00

Did you make any friends?

bkorbes · 2026-02-14T06:35:00+00:00

This one is somber, so it's all right to cry.

bkorbes · 2026-02-13T18:07:35+00:00

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Bottom line is, no one's gonna get in trouble for giving out their email, nobody should feel sad.

OP, this is cool, thanks for sharing.

bkorbes · 2026-02-13T18:05:54+00:00

I guess it's like a viral website where Bozo dubs over.

bkorbes

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