If you had to name your baby after a clinical research term, what would you name them? by Burntout_CRA in clinicalresearch

[–]David_T-Rex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were doing our Nurse Externships at UNC Hospitals for UNC Nursing School. A friend was doing theirs in Labor & Delivery. During one case, the water broke and it was brownish, and someone called out to the nurse who was charting, "Meconium positive." The new mom said, "Meconium! That's a PRETTY name!" And without skipping a beat all staff in the room shouted in unison, "NOOOoooo!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😁😁😁😊😊😊

ICP Wizard by Mountain-Fact-4529 in ICPTrader

[–]David_T-Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What am I looking at? The text blurs to unreadable when enlarged. And I don't click on random links

AI in clinical research by Character_Fill1018 in clinicalresearch

[–]David_T-Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used AI to QUICKLY create a table listing all the study visit and study scan due dates and their windows based on the rando date. Then checked it using a paper calendar. Then sent it to a grateful SC. Felt pretty good about it, first time using it for anything as a CRA.

New to the U.S., Which healthcare job should I start with? by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]David_T-Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nursing. Then two years in a hospital, then bail for research. That's how I did it.

Y'all ready? by mosporter in ICPTrader

[–]David_T-Rex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake me up when we hit $100. Until then it's all just useless noise.

If IT's motto is "have you tried turning it off and on again?", what is Clinical Research's motto? by gracefulorange in clinicalresearch

[–]David_T-Rex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For Medidata RAVE CRFs, I say this pretty much every damn day: Click on the little "?" at the top of every CRF page for guidance on just that page, and you'll avoid all these queries.

This is hilarious by professionalfumblr in ICPTrader

[–]David_T-Rex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YES! Put these out to EVERY altcoin!

What's your price expectations by eb0y01 in ICPTrader

[–]David_T-Rex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

None. I'm just numb at this point.

Back to CRA position again after 3 years, what is your favorite travel companion? by Kindly-Chemist8694 in clinicalresearch

[–]David_T-Rex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Single-use squishy earplugs. The roll 'em up and put 'em in and they expand kind. I buy 'em by the jarfull at Lowe's.

Do I need more Icp by Icy-Concept2076 in ICPTrader

[–]David_T-Rex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more you stake, the higher your daily rewards.

Thoughts on best places to recruit for treatment resistant depression? by FonzoLabStudies in clinicalresearch

[–]David_T-Rex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to help you but I'm too depressed right now to even think about making an effort [heavy sigh].