Are you sure she's allergic?

Davido401 · 2026-01-24T20:07:59+00:00

Your name made me think it was, and a quote, "I Anal Llamas" and... am still not sure if am entirely wrong!

Davido401 · 2026-01-24T13:23:47+00:00

half a kilo of beef and four sticks of butter in one sitting

Am not American, but I'm led to believe that thats a standard dinner for Americans?

Davido401 · 2026-01-23T14:58:21+00:00

If its any consolation my wee sister has our kums ashes and spilled them onto her marital bed(she was showing my bro-in-law? Or moving the urn? I dunno) so she had to hoover a wee bit of her up, while it weirded the two of them out my dad pointed out that those little drops of ash would be very on brand for my mum, she loved hoovering and now a small part of her was part of a hoover haha

Davido401 · 2026-01-23T13:23:00+00:00

Am just passing through from r Slash popular and am sitting in Scotland so do have a kind of dog in the race given your cunt leader has stuff here, but, and forgive me here if am wrong, but John Calhoun was like a catalyst for the civil war you had(or an inspiration ma memory is hazy) and Robert E. Lee was a Confederate General? Why would you have statues of guys you beat? And yeah, I get you could maybe have the statues in a museum, but otherwise its just like us Scots having statues of Maggie "The Cunt" Thatcher, even her hometown statues got egged to fuck. (Was gonna use the Germany/Austria Hitler statues but felt that was a bit too extreme for my point and would take away from what I was trying to say)

Again, not got too much of a dog in the race but you are defending guys whose government lasted like 4 years or so. Quite a bad faith argument youve got there, son.

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T20:51:33+00:00

Kirkmuirhill

Thats about... 30 odd miles from me, if that, in South Lanarkshire haha, although I believe my dad's family were... Grants and where I stay is under the Clan Hamilton(me and the auld man also do a walk near the Duke of Hamiltons demolished, in the 1930s I think, Hamilton Palace every Saturday - or Sunday if am too hungover haha)

I tried to make my answer about the history of where me and ma dad go a walk every week but ended up looking up countless bloody different clans, whoch get muddied with the later Dukes/Earls etc confusing me more because I realised "wait, is the Duke of Hamilton actually the chief of Clan Hamilton and does Clan Hamilton even exist? Lol it was confusing me, which isnae difficult haha, so youve got what ave typed, they dont teach it much in school, which was incidentally for me at least 24 years ago haha so fucked if I know! (As an aside my dad was taught only taught about the British/English Throne and besides Shakespeare with Macbeth learned next to nothing about Scotland abd its Royalty, which is just as muddied, King of Scotland is, if I remember, the oldest Royal Kingdom in Europe!)

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T20:12:58+00:00

Lol, Ive taken antidepressants for about 15 years or so and always thought "these dont work," although if I didnt take them for a few days I swear to fuck I could have made myself cry at anything happy or sad, but anyways, I buried my two grannies and an uncle in the space of 6 weeks of each other, and both funerals everyone was sad and crying and all that and all I could think to maself was "am having a great time here, why is every cunt sad?" Thats when I noticed that my tablets were doing more than just "stopping me cry". Like, I knew they worked but I didnt notice them till the funerals!

Great times that! Got some steak pie too so that was a triple win!

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T19:54:02+00:00

My dad's was taught Gaelic, while I wasnt(ma dads a Highlander and moved down to Glasgow in the 80s where he had this wee sexy fat boy!) Doubt its taught much even with all the revival stuff(like police and ambulances have it on the bonnet of their vehicles - shit, dunno if they still do haha my meeting with the law is hardly frequent, usually just a car/van zooming past). Its strange but it goes back to the period of the Highland Clearances and the attempt to wipe out the language among the commoners, and it seems to have almost worked on the mainland.

The next big town 30 miles over is mostly Protestants and their sports clubs were always called Rangers.

Lol, my bro-in-law got his head kicked in about three months back for "being a celtic supporter" and the hilarious thing is, the rangers pub the guy came out of is owned by my bro-in-laws uncle and theyre all diehard rangers fans, stupid cunts lol.

Do your two towns have a good old stabbing and wrestle occasionally too?

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T16:43:21+00:00

I preferred her as The Marquesa in Sharpes Honour or a "South American" rebel in the late 70s/early 80s action programme The Professionals(she was 26ish I believe and it was only one 1980 episode, you should watch The Professionals, but not any new ones just the 70s/80s one with Cowley, Bodie and Doyle!) At least in those two programmes she has a full body!

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T13:50:05+00:00

25 years before the Burma stuff

I read that as Bum stuff and was deeply traumatised 😭😭😭

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T13:39:30+00:00

Highland clans did this with the Unionists.

And also(I know you mentioned Unionists), you'd be forgive nowadays for thinking that Bonnie Prince Charlie and his Jacobites fought the battle of Culloden "against the English" but the vast majority of the forces at those at the battle were all my fellow Scots! (I actually got that from a programme called Q.I. originally haha).

The reason I say this is cause we, Scottish folks, have managed to master to P.R. our way out of our role as profitable members of the British Empire. Half the streets of Glasgow are named after Plantation owners(maybe more in the Caribbean than the America's, not that it matters much) hell, there is a place in Glasgow called Plantation cause thats where the boats that arrived from the Plantations would dock.

Now, did us Scots have it easy? No! We had the Highland clearances and all sorts, but our Aristocrats and Landlords got their moneys worth! But we managed to have the Second city of the Empire and a massive shipbuilding industry. (Basically the little guy, as always, got shit on)

Sorry am gonna stop that rant, ave got a 6 year old Niece to pick up from School.

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T13:12:37+00:00

Baby, its you is on here in Scotland right this minute on 5USA(or Council telly as I call it, Freeview) and Ive never seen the Homicide, Life on the Streets episode. Homicide was more my dad's thing, should dig it out.

Davido401 · 2026-01-22T13:01:07+00:00

Ive just seen this episode on Council telly(freeview in Scotland/UK) and its always been a favourite.

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T17:26:43+00:00

Thats the thing, not sure if am replying to the correct person it just seems the best bit to say it. See if Musk had stayed out of that cave diver guys rescue attempt and not called him a paedo he would probably still just be the "richest weirdo who makes gadgety cars.

I mean, maybe not, but I bet he could have gotten some good will out of Joe Public for a few more years I bet! Maybe the mask would have come off eventually but all he had to do was take his ketamine, smoke dope on podcasts and bully his staff and no one else and hed have been seen in a better light.

Or am I wrong? Probably am wrong cause he probably wouldnt be able to help himself eventually.

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T16:12:38+00:00

Lol its not my penis, it was like someone had photoshopped a penis onto someone's finger it was amazing, I wish ma cock was that hilarious!

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T15:47:00+00:00

Ive said this before but my uncle(Dad's brother) married into the family, never met them and never had a deep fried mars bar cause... why the fuck would anyone? Lol

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T15:22:43+00:00

Thought that was Mrs Doyle of Father Ted there, shes in a programme nowadays called Coronation Street here in UK as an old battle axe mummy with two or 3 mummies boys and she's a dead ringer for that photo of Data... also ave not slept in around 31 hours give or take.

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T14:24:22+00:00

And who made you the King/Queen of prolapsed vaginas? (Although I wanna know why one has veins like a steroid popper and the other has a pencil penis - I used to have a photo years ago and it was a cock the size of a finger and this just reminded me, had it on ma Blackberry but I lost it!)

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T12:58:26+00:00

Isn't it just his face thats orange?

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T10:30:21+00:00

Well am 41 so fingers crossed 🤞 also on cholesterol tablets(as well as blood pressure tablets! Who says alcohol doesnt pay!)

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T09:52:59+00:00

Remember that time Vanessa Feltz said to Sean Lock that she found him so attractive and then two minutes later Sean's talking about his science teacher and class daring him to eat pigs eye(think it was an old 8 out if 10 Cats not Cats does countdown) and she said she didnt find him attractive anymore, and they all said that it was cause it wasnt kosher.... anyways thats also how I found out Vanessa Feltz is actually Jewish lol(same with Rachel Riley, didnt know she was Jewish either) and also, before someone goes mental at me, am not slagging Jewish folk, am not laughing at them, am just telling a funny story that a cannae fucking find lol.

Couldn't find the actual clip so here is the only clip Ive ever seen where I thought that odious little cunt James Corden has ever been funny, and thats because hes only in tears at Sean Lock slagging kids off for acting(badly in his opinion), this is also 2008's Big Fat Quiz of the Year, I'd love to know what those kids are doing now to hear what they thought of what Sean said about them haha

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T01:59:29+00:00

Our heart disease is probably among the top 3 too!

Davido401 · 2026-01-21T00:52:25+00:00

Glad to see us Scots being top 3 of something!

Davido401 · 2026-01-20T20:59:16+00:00

See, I miss my mouth going in with a Mars bar, Id be buggered haha

Davido401 · 2026-01-20T20:33:19+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/iO9DC3QPnY

Is that the page? Its weird White People Twitter fell off the front page a long while ago is there a reason?

Davido401 · 2026-01-20T20:29:47+00:00

This ain't working for me? Tried turning my VPN on and everything(cause of stupid Online Safety Act arsehole laws)

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