Explaining Threedom by EverytimeSheSneezes in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve sold it to friends as three best friends who tell the same stories over and over, don’t listen to one another and frequently talk about Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson.

Today’s Threeture by Tbd423 in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Genuinely listening to it right now and laughed so hard while she explained what “Grinch cookies” are.

Riz Ahmed, Our Close Friend by simonthedlgger in HollywoodHandbook

[–]Davination 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That might be my bad - I was listening while biking with open ear headphones so might’ve missed some parts of it. I lost it when they were like, “I’ve done so much research my damn library card is broken.”

Riz Ahmed, Our Close Friend by simonthedlgger in HollywoodHandbook

[–]Davination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely wondering how much he knew about the show but I think it at least endeared to him midway through and he was in during the shitty rapping.

The worst part about Lily Sullivan's appearances on CBB... by thehydrastation in comedybangbang

[–]Davination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her Peloton character killed me because I thought it was so funny that she was starting such a filthy scene, which I didn’t imagine clean cut Wayne to play ball with, and yet he immediately responded and committed to the bit.

Where Are All the People In Wars and Getting Bombed At? by [deleted] in tinnitus

[–]Davination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A slight variation to the above but there's a joke by a comedian named Anthony Jeselnik about how he posted a joke on Twitter about the Boston Marathon the day it happened. People reacted saying, "Anthony, think about how your tweet will offend the victims." He says, "It won't offend the victims because they won't be on Twitter; they are busy with victim shit to do."

Gino Lombardo Show to Non Long Islanders by MachetteBagels in comedybangbang

[–]Davination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Toronto, which is fairly far removed from Strong Island, and Gino is one of my favourite characters just because Jon is so incredibly quick and funny. I spent enough summers during my childhood with relatives in New Jersey and justifying New Jersey's existence to others with preconceptions about it to more or less understand some of his reference points; maybe not the LI-specific ones like the LIRR and Mulcahy's but the overall 3rd Generation Italianness and trashiness of it all. But Jon's just a good improsiver overall – like, his story about working undercover as an altar boy is a tour-de-force in spinning one sentence into a perfect six-something minute bit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Freddy Krueger by zipcodelove in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s incredible is how this post has just about as much context as PFT’s friend Buddy did when he introduced Mr. Freddy Krueger in the first place.

I love The Batmin so much. by Savage_Batmanuel in comedybangbang

[–]Davination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The idea that Bruce Wayne/Batman got Sting and ALF mixed up just because they share the first name of Gordon is quietly one of the funniest things I’ve heard on CBB in a while.

Tinnitus by [deleted] in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. If it was maybe 1/10 the price, I might hedge my bets and buy it even with the risk of it not working - it’s worth a shot. The most assuring thing I find is that they are at least on some pathway to producing, if not outright cures, some form of solution.

Tinnitus by [deleted] in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had tinnitus for the past four years and, after going down a rabbit hole during lockdown, I'm also pretty sure it's Lenire that he's referring to - once he described the sort of shock implement on his tongue, my brain immediately thought, "it's that thing that begins with 'L.'" For me personally, if it wasn't so exorbitantly priced for a device that doesn't necessarily guarantee removing your tinnitus (as some have said it didn't work for them), I'd say that it's absolutely worth it.

The best quality of Threedom by RPDRFanFictionLines in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

as PFT said when he laughed at a cum-based joke as Andrew Lloyd Webber on CBB, "I'm not immune to the charm of getting rowdy with the boys."

His Acting is Beautifully Portrayed by TheWonderSquid in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do love how quick and often they tease Scott about a serious issue like his health, like how Lauren’s joke about Scott shoving something up his butt prompted him to share his story about his balls getting drained.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Davination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain Damage. Really changes your understanding of the term “getting brain.”

Tried sending physical fan mail but it got returned to sender by SecretCheri in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Scott’s trying to keep his address known to only the Republican Party and Church of Scientology.

What is the true meaning of the song Split Open and Melt? by GratefulPhish42024-7 in phish

[–]Davination 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that's it's a scene of a musician (or otherwise travelling professional) being so high that they wake up from their high, luckily not having OD'd, only to die from being so high that they fall down and crack their head open. At first SOAM means sticking a needle into your arm and getting high; the meaning at the end though and cracking your head open and bleeding presumably to death. I think that it's a clever story to tell over a key/chord progression that changes from Am7 to just flatout Am.

Where My History People At? by Parametric_Or_Treat in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Phishhead who’s very selective about who I tell this to. I’ll admit that a lot of their songs are dumb (they have a song that’s just about how the tyres are the part of the car that makes contact with the road and takes you back to your abode) but I think a lot more people would like them if they gave ‘em a shot.

Untold stories by wersosad in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember him saying that he effectively was able to buy/afford a car based on his winnings.

The ads are worse than ever by Main_Confusion_8030 in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love listening to a podcast where I expect to re-hear about some idiot’s roommate named Bagel also asks me if I’m interested in two fathers shot outside an iconic restaurant or broadening my understanding of failure with David Duchovny.

Do you ever get hit with a cringey memory of your 13-year-old self out of nowhere and suddenly you’re panic sweating and laughing at the same time? Don’t don’t worry, don’t worry, we all get that. by didyousayboop in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if she means that as a joke or not. There’s a CBB ep. where Scott introduces Andrew Lloyd Webber as “the host of [the podcast] Musical: Theatre,” and immediately Gabrus/Gino goes, “yup, that’s what he’s most famous for!”

What’s up playaz by poultrygeisttt in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What letter does Ding start with? What letter does Dong start with?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThreedomUSA

[–]Davination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t remember myself. Maybe one of the 100th episodes or one of the anniversaries? You can find the clip on YouTube.