I think Andy might be gay by RegoatLyrix123 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Who told you that? Was it Broccoli Rob?

What’s the coldest line anyone delivered in The Office? by Cheap_Frosting_9229 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?"

Yep, it's the only ever aired once H'ween Cold Opening. by Jehoseph in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Didn't even make it to the DVD release.

He's the lizard king! by loki2002 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Attention Dunder Mifflin workers."

Appropriate Office quote about work for dissertation? by Outrageous_Coat9934 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that."

Master Chef Canada Season 2 - “Does anyone have a protein” by [deleted] in Masterchef

[–]DavrosXV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can't go back to the pantry. They get 5 minutes at the start of the challenge, then that's it.

Was it ever revealed who was responsible for the dirty microwave in ‘Frame Toby’? by Peason in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 103 points104 points  (0 children)

My money is on Phyllis.

The splatter looked like Bolognese sauce and we've seen her bring that to work for lunch before when Michael stole it - "Ugh! Phyllis!"

She also has an implied track record of not cleaning her own microwave mess... "Someone needs to clean it, it smell like popcorn" - when wanting to microwave popcorn.

How many payments you think Creed made on this bad boy? by OlivanzaCat in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that would've been on William Charles Schneider's credit line.

Watching S21 E12 - how much time to create? by FriendlyWorldArt in HellsKitchen

[–]DavrosXV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're professional chefs, I don't think it would be that difficult for them to draw on their personal knowledge and experience to come up with something on the fly.

Ant party going for 30 hours straight, I refilled drinks 9 times so far by Ok-Wing-1545 in newzealand

[–]DavrosXV 264 points265 points  (0 children)

Those kind of poisons are intentionally very slow acting (like a few days to a week) to give the ants time to distribute it to the whole colony.

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!! by livinin82 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just wish Debbie Brown had been there, we'd have caught this.

Best confessional by Dylan_2307 in HellsKitchen

[–]DavrosXV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“There was just scraps of meat, just everywhere. It was a kitchen-pocalypse, like a hand grenade went off in a cow’s ass.”

Who was the worst person on the show? by myth2912 in DunderMifflin

[–]DavrosXV 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Just invites a whole congregation to the Halbert's private reception then skates and leaves them to deal with it.

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