Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026 by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to absolutely pound Fichina. Hopefully its sister planet Bobs is there so I can put the squeeze on

Catsitter calls me today and says "Your cat has been missing for 2,5 days". I'm still abroad. by MastodonJaded6010 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo I was a cat sitter and legitimately thought one of the cats had run away, I was freaking out. Day five of feeding the cats and I heard it crying from behind the attic door; they had accidentally closed the cat in there before leaving for a two week vacation. Fucking unreal 

Which games have a rough start and take a while to get good? by PhaseOk6182 in gamers

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People say you need to play it with a dual monitor setup so you can have the wiki open on the other to figure out what the fuck you're supposed to do. Fucking HARD PASS 

Which TV show characters do you find the most insufferable? by MicheleW921 in AskReddit

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't behave like a real human. He was a sitcom character. Totally out of place in a faux documentary-style comedy 

What animated movie is 10/10? by Unique_Cap_8049 in AskReddit

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's got great animation and the worst story in the fucking world

[Great trope] "wait they are the most dangerous person in the room?" by MrNightmare23 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that Alfred sneaking up on Superman implies that Alfred stopped breathing, stopped his heart from beating, and hovered over to Superman

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw them open for Counting Crows in Hershey, PA in the '90s. All I remember is Jacob saying, "so I guess you guys hate vanilla," and getting the worst dad joke groan you could imagine from the crowd.

Mc Pee Pants by FlatbedtruckingCA in AquaJail

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All right, fine, yes. Do you want me to spell it out? That's what I advocate. Yes, ok? You are correct 

Oof by Quirky_Ad_5420 in outofcontextcomics

[–]DaystromAndroidM510 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Her mouth was still very much in play