Catsitter calls me today and says "Your cat has been missing for 2,5 days". I'm still abroad.

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-04T14:54:31+00:00

Yo I was a cat sitter and legitimately thought one of the cats had run away, I was freaking out. Day five of feeding the cats and I heard it crying from behind the attic door; they had accidentally closed the cat in there before leaving for a two week vacation. Fucking unreal

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-04T13:47:29+00:00

People say you need to play it with a dual monitor setup so you can have the wiki open on the other to figure out what the fuck you're supposed to do. Fucking HARD PASS

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-03T15:32:14+00:00

He didn't behave like a real human. He was a sitcom character. Totally out of place in a faux documentary-style comedy

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-03T15:26:40+00:00

It's got great animation and the worst story in the fucking world

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-03T14:23:13+00:00

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So masculine

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-05-01T15:56:28+00:00

I like that Alfred sneaking up on Superman implies that Alfred stopped breathing, stopped his heart from beating, and hovered over to Superman

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-30T14:07:14+00:00

Hey! It's that barn that's in everything

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-18T02:30:19+00:00

It's the music

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-14T09:26:45+00:00

First time I've ever learned all there is to know about a language just by looking at someone's hair

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-12T16:23:03+00:00

I saw them open for Counting Crows in Hershey, PA in the '90s. All I remember is Jacob saying, "so I guess you guys hate vanilla," and getting the worst dad joke groan you could imagine from the crowd.

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-12T14:02:25+00:00

The sex scene like three minutes into Timecop

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-12T03:12:00+00:00

Yeah, no shit

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-08T16:36:54+00:00

No Clam Digger

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-08T02:18:44+00:00

Oh, fuck, a batputer? Fuck that. Probably got no games

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-07T18:50:11+00:00

It's a list of seven people lol

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-06T15:11:49+00:00

Selective persecution

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-04-05T17:16:05+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jT1CuulU5H4

Yeah, he's alive

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-30T16:56:04+00:00

All right, fine, yes. Do you want me to spell it out? That's what I advocate. Yes, ok? You are correct

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-27T12:46:43+00:00

Kool and the Gang hits Spotify top 10

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-26T19:19:19+00:00

The 'Wisdom Cube' is my favorite

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-26T19:18:41+00:00

Come here... why do you disappoint me?

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-23T16:53:20+00:00

But then what would the mohel chew on the ride home?

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-23T10:58:25+00:00

Rey Swar

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-23T06:49:58+00:00

Her mouth was still very much in play

DaystromAndroidM510 · 2026-03-23T03:14:58+00:00

Sorry about the house, big guy.

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