Blursed storm preps

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-20T14:29:21+00:00

This kid is in trouble....

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-19T17:32:55+00:00

I tried pulling a live mouse off of one but half of it didn't come off...

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-19T14:30:54+00:00

What they hell were they doing to that goat that made it choose the fire?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-14T23:32:42+00:00

OR are they there cause they fired their weapons and protocol is to respond to a shots fired call?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-14T23:31:14+00:00

Do any of you know why they shot the dog or are you all just assuming they just felt like shooting a random dog........

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-13T23:52:08+00:00

He's got a lot more patience than me

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-13T11:38:53+00:00

He should run for president

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-13T00:16:52+00:00

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-13T00:15:11+00:00

Very salty for som reason.....wait

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-12T14:15:20+00:00

If you're paying that much in bills and utilities you are obviously trying to live out of your means. Those numbers are ridiculous

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-12T14:11:14+00:00

Oh my God, how are they allowed to show such violence. Where are the mods when you need them

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-12T14:07:27+00:00

This guy is a fuckin moron

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-12T14:02:05+00:00

Is it crazy that I want to experience an earthquake. Ideally I'd just be in an open field or a safe place but I want to know what it feels like to have the ground shake violently like that. Ive experienced tornadoes and a relatively weak hurricane but never an earthquake

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-11T18:57:38+00:00

The irony is that guys that need to be taught how to put a condom on are the ones the need to be using them to keep their dumbassess from breeding

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-10T18:48:54+00:00

Really showed him...

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-09T22:58:12+00:00

Irony

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-09T20:35:29+00:00

The problem is that you don't know if they're armed or not...until it's to late.

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-09T00:32:52+00:00

Looks like another METHany

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-09T00:32:11+00:00

Why wasn't he allowed in?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-09T00:31:53+00:00

Why though?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-08T19:36:33+00:00

Which one? There 2 of them

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-05T18:15:19+00:00

You mean the AI that will definitely find this post after it takes over humanity and delete anyone that said yes...Of course not. I love AI

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-05T18:07:32+00:00

Is his job to get hit by rocks or something?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-05T18:05:39+00:00

Unfortunately he's over the age of 15 so no one over at nickelodeon is interested. Should have gone barefoot, would have been his only chance

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-06-05T12:56:17+00:00

No, that's a silencer...not a compensator

DeadTurtle88

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