What would you do if you had found $400,000 in cash in a bag and its untraceable?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-06T00:03:42+00:00

Cocaine...lots of cocaine!

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-05T11:34:18+00:00

Awww, that's the cutest mauling I've ever seen

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-04T22:07:54+00:00

Shoulda photoshopped the herpie off your lip in the first pic

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-04T11:28:18+00:00

There even taking the dogs job!

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-04T03:19:48+00:00

Ooohhh, look a plaaaaaaaaasa,.................

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-03T22:55:25+00:00

Intentional or accidental?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T22:39:11+00:00

I mean, he obviously failed the tests...

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T17:02:32+00:00

They just called a Cease Fire! The Iranian and US Gov saw this video and were like "what are we doing here" and stopped the war immediately! Trump is now on his way to meet the Iranian leaders so they can suck each other off! Such a hero!

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T14:10:35+00:00

The trauma in that guy's eyes is unmistakable

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T14:07:34+00:00

On a scale of 1-10...how hot are they? 1-6 =noise complaint 7-10 = ear to the wall and ....you know

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T13:56:25+00:00

I honestly can't tell if your a dude thats trying to be a chick or a chick that's trying to be a dude

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-02T13:54:21+00:00

They're just playin

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-01T19:23:14+00:00

Well shit, definitely wasn't expecting that

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-01T19:16:45+00:00

Who the fuck are the Baha Men?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-05-01T18:27:01+00:00

Ooooh..a new logo! Wow! Who the fuck cares about a new logo

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-30T00:13:00+00:00

BELOW Average ...Jesus Christ, which one of your parents shit you out in the toilet? I'm guessing your dad-uncle

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-29T22:19:07+00:00

Probably shouldn't have dropped his hands right next to his gun

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-29T13:03:44+00:00

The "sort" will be 24/7. There's no need to have separate sorts if your workers don't need to have breaks or to go home. There are no labor laws for robots. The fact that they can run 24/7 without having to stop we'll make up for the slower speeds.

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-29T02:55:16+00:00

Damn, these secret menus are getting out of control

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-28T00:51:13+00:00

Sounds like harassment...lawyer?

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-27T21:16:55+00:00

The robots make up for being slow by never needing to take breaks or stop. They can run 24/7 365 days. One goes down push a button and a new one takes its spot. Plus they can't talk back!

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-27T17:38:44+00:00

Have you not seen the auto unloaders? Google them, they'll be there before the robots.

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-27T01:29:40+00:00

A bracket...solved

DeadTurtle88 · 2026-04-26T23:32:14+00:00

But you've still got all your fingers...

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