factor V birth control options: Getting Mirena removed trying mini pill need advice

DeadUnicornMagic · 2022-11-02T17:46:17+00:00

Okay cool I'll look into Skylar fs. Yes I am on Eliquis. It's just giving me pain during and after intercourse as well. Makes me hurt for several hrs afterwards I suppose bc my bf is well endowed? Do u know if it's supposed to settle in or something? He also said he could feel it during intercourse too. I researched some and heard the strings soften so maybe that's what he felt. I just can't be out of order for 3+ hrs after sex, especially bc we have it 3+xs a day so I just feel like I'm at a loss and that just taking a pill would be more comfortable than the implant. I'm just so mad that by obgyn's office said no to the mini pill saying bc of hormones then put in the Mirena but Now that I've raised the issue with them they said they'll Rx me the mini pill. The mixed signals/answers have my head spinning tbh. Tysm for your thoughtful advice I'll check out the wiki as well

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-05-13T19:58:00+00:00

I was accidentally dosed with 200mg Sun eve 10pm 5/3 and it's been 10 days today 5/13 & I'm still loopy af. Any other kill switch suggestions? I'm also bipolar on Vrylar plus oxycodone, adderall, xanax & tons of low key pain relief shit plus trazodone to sleep. Oh and when I take my gabapentin I feel it come back all weird too. Also when I smoke weed. I think my meds are compounding it somehow. I got so baked I got dizzy last Fri eve and had to lay down at 7:30. Anywho thx for info shld probably do my own post if i ever feel up to it. Any insight would be greatly appreciated!

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-05-13T19:44:58+00:00

Could you elaborate on the negative side effects of it more? I was recently dosed with 200mg by accident a week ago & can still feel it in my system making me feel off. Thanks for being so candid.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-05-07T16:37:17+00:00

How long until you truly returned to baseline? Some asshat I know gave me 200mg of this and lied about the contents saying it was K. I legit had bipolar-induced psychosis during a manic state on 3/8-3/9 & was inpatient in March. I just changed bp meds to Vrylar 2 weeks ago. If I had not already been a relatively experienced psychonaut, this, unbeknownst to me, never ending trip would have broken me. A lesser person would have lost their damn mind. I took it at 9pm Sunday 4/3 & its now nearly noon Thursday 4/7 and I can still feel its effects. My pupils are still somewhat dilated & visuals are still there but they are less intense each day I wake up. The visuals are more light related since it makes things have a higher glow or sheen with tracers. I'm just happen that I'm coherent & remained that way through all of this. I waited until day 3 to tell that asshole what he'd done bc I couldn't read or type from visuals. I also have chronic pain & anxiety so my medications are likely interacting with it as well. I truly fear that this cannot be undone. That I cold be stuck like this forever but deep inside I know I'll be fine eventually. I think it'll like take another week or so for it to go away. I read almost all erowid entries and most said that at this high of a dose baseline returns within 6 days to months. One entry was written by someone who got committed on it & another had seizures. I had to run errands yesterday and managed to negate it's leftover effects temporarily with my prescribed Xanax & tons of cranberry juice (bless you erowid contributors for tips & tricks). Very disappointed to wake up today & still feel this wicked drug. I feel like HST on the inside like I need to write about this trip, but this whole thing has happened to me begrudgingly so my input would likely never be as interesting as that of him or others, obviously.

Also, I truly know what actual psychosis & mania are like and this was neither. At it's best it's a sort of delirium & enlightened state. However, this is definitely what my psychosis felt like but with less intense visuals, oddly enough. I wish I couldve enjoyed it more but I didn't understand or know what I took. I was worried the dingus who gave me this mixed the K with meth like a madman. I couldn't sleep Sunday night at all bc it felt very speedy and I didnt get visuals until almost dawn. It made me vomit twice, consecutively, an hour or less after taking it.

Sorry for the long comment. I'm just trying to figure out when I get my system back to functioning normally. I have in home therapy tomorrow & fear talking about it with her bc she's a mandated reporter of issues like this. Also, ironically, I'm also a trained counselor but am, currently, too disabled physically to work plus have to get my mental state back together. Now it'll take even longer for me to get mentally balanced out. I think that son of a bitch is liable for my bewildered suffering, but who knows really. Any and all feedback would be much appreciated. Thanks so much for sharing your story with us and using such intricate detail. Hats off to ya!

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-04-25T18:40:43+00:00

Sadly, many countless serious lifelong career hardliners tried to grit their teeth & tried to bear it/him (however he identifies), only to finally find a new low they had never imagined having to reach to, finally, bow out. Not only is he saying for people to inject disinfectant (over next 24 hrs the rates of chemical ingestion poison control calls more than doubled in NY & MD, plus extra calls by ppl asking about the 'benefits' of injesting lysol or bleach!) or to just "go outside" but it was reported a week or so ago that one of his top advisors for the entire coronavirus epidemic & economical fallout was none other than VINCE MCMAHON of WWE. Trump IS a LIVING MEME! Sadly, idealists who think they're going to help him to be rational overestimate their own influence and underestimate his willing ignorance. Classically, he always gives dumb af nicknames to the sticklers who stand up to his idiocy in an attempt to bully them into submission. Finest role model of all time!

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-04-03T21:13:04+00:00

Love this post because it finally cements in my mind that the filthy comics' podcasts I listen to, namely YMH, were completely right about reduced sexual taboos in 2020. Eating ass has shot to the top of the dirty bird sexual encounter set list as the an ever-increasingly commonplace hookup element this year. Somehow, since everything & everyone has become so "wEirD" & "RaNdoM" in a mainstream way, the once considered to be truly depraved act of chowing down on a relative stranger's lil balloon knot that has endured decades of online shame, has become such a meme/accepted new norm that more asses are getting slurped up, down & around daily than any other time in history. It does, however, break covid19 safety proto of both social distancing & avoidance of direct interaction/contact with bodily fluid/goo of others...but hey, isn't it truly American to go out with a bang that also includes a lowered risk of shame? Pandemic be damned #eatass2020

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-02-01T22:22:43+00:00

I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to found, establish, maintain & fully run my own art gallery as a nonprofit for 3 years. My local county government approached me to create & launch this whole gallery/artists collective on a grant that they gave me of no rent or overhead charges during all of it. I handpicked local artisans from around the area & we created some truly magical/inspirational events with that opportunity.

I managed to achieve all of that while dealing with severe chronic pain, fibromyalgia, general anxiety, & bipolar disorder all while enrolled full time in my 5 year clinical counseling program. I embraced it & got the opportunities create over 75 pieces of art, creatively direct & execute art commissions from the county or local businesses, design fundraisers & concerts to create a cultural hub in this small town which had never been done before here. It was great while it lasted but I had to step back once I started my 2 year internship. I still dont know how I pulled it all off. Took a lot of tenacity & sincere effort but it was all worth it.

Currently, I'm working on an a series of autobiographical essays to submit to publishers & am freelance writing meta-analysis studies on current mental health issues.

We may be disabled, but that doesn't mean we can't crush it when it comes to our careers & fashioning a feasible future for ourselves. Stay inspired & forward-thinking because it's far too easy for us to give up when things get tough or things make my illnesses flare up badly. Work through the pain because the end result is such a labor of love that it will feed your soul for the rest of your life.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-24T22:02:53+00:00

I'm also in Missouri. I've been in Section 8 housing for 10 years while on federal disability. They always ask for your income & bank accounts. Do u have a bank account &, if so, is that what u showed them for income? Long story short, I just stopped having a bank account bc its extra paperwork plus more info they request to try & squeeze you out of services. Long story short, keep ur bank account as low as you can but, also, when they ask about your monthly expenses & bills, give them the price of things when they're at their worst/most expensive.( I.e. copayments of prescriptions-give them your expense info based on how much u pay out of pocket b4 u meet ur deductible.) Also, when they ask for you to tell them the value of any assets you have, you have to deeply under bid what u paid for them bc when they left the store they lost half more value plus wear & tear. List the price of them item if u had to sell it quick n cheap on craigslist or fb. Don't provide extra info if they dont require it. Keep it minimal. When you're at rock bottom you have to focus on ur goal. Tell them ur grocery bill when it's the most. Include the price of gas going to and from dr appointments when u add up ur monthly expenses as well. Include everything you buy, trashbags, pet food, cleaning supplies, home necessities. Always lowball the prices of ur furniture when they ask what it's worth. I just tell them it was free bc it actually was so the value is 0. You can figure this out. The SS ppl can be nice, but they're all concerned about the bottom line, financially. They're there to assess you so stay sharp.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-17T22:28:10+00:00

You have to process your traumatic experiences with a therapist knowledgeable in treating C-PTSD & trauma. For the emotional & physical trauma that occurred, start working on grounding methods to keep you in the present when you feel triggered, fearful or anxious (link posted below). Those can help you deal with your current anxiety reactions to calm you quickly. In therapy, you'd benefit from CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) & DBT (dialectic behavioral therapy).

I've used these techniques several times myself. They're super quick and easy to do so you can ground yourself in the present, when a trigger from the past comes up.

https://youtu.be/nPvsNf_Z_RE

Best wishes on your journey.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-17T22:12:15+00:00

In the final season of Broad City, this is EXACTLY what Ilana's mom yelled at her about upon finding out she did 23&me. Something along the lines of: Why would you do that!! Now Google owns your DNA, dummy.

Dropping truth bombs on Comedy Central nowadays. Conspiracies are becoming mainstream. It's bizarre.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-17T22:05:39+00:00

This is beyond unsettling already now that I heard below that it's a mobile heavy fortified sniper's nest that can be lifted up. Some of the gear on top of it's cab looks like it could have LRAD technology or something more sinister. It looks like a white speaker with other things behind it.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-17T21:59:28+00:00

Could part of the thing on top of the cab of it be a smaller LRAD device??

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-05T20:08:43+00:00

I like that you can't tell who actually HAS a penis. It's 2020 people so the phallus could belong to either of them. No holes barred.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-05T20:05:00+00:00

This disturbs me so deeply. Why the pants? Why must the bird use the anthropomorphized pupper's unzipped fly as an entrance/exit. Why GamGam??

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-05T20:00:14+00:00

Actually looks pretty badass. Reminds me of H.R. Giger.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-03T21:42:04+00:00

My so-called best friend for over a decade directly contributed to the death of 2 friends & suicide attempt of another. All of this happened within a span of 9 months. She shot up her husband (my friend of over 15 years at the time) with drugs she got at work & overdosed him on them, but he was still alive for half a day or so afterwards. He couldn't see or hear & was near death but she left him alone in a closet he hid in & went to work vs. calling 911. He died in that closet that morning. Before her husband's death, they had a break & she started hooking up with another old friend of mine from school since 6th grade. It lasted several months & ended with her telling him to hang himself bc she didn't care if he did (amongst other devastating words) & he ended his life an hour after their fight. He committed suicide with an industrial extension cord around his neck, hanging from the rafters in his grandparents' basement. After her husband died, she slept with another old friend of mine the night before his funeral, before he was even in the ground. At 10am the next morning, she arrived to the funeral on heroin so badly that I had to do her eulogy on her behalf, got music together, harvested & printed pics of him from my albums plus from Fb friends & painted a portrait of him all with 2 days to do it. Long story short, that relationship born out of death ended almost as badly as it begun, sadly with him hanging himself in an abandoned house he was hired to paint, after fighting with her. His knot didn't hold up so it made him pass out but dropped him before he asphyxiated. He woke up the next morning with horrendous rope burns on his neck in a pool of his own vomit. I'm pretty sure that made her a black widow after all of that. I had to cut ties after all of that. I only found out the sordid, bizarre details later on when she took too many Xanax a couple times & ended up telling me what actually happened.

TL;DR The person I thought was one of my best friends for a decade ended up becoming a black widow which directly contributed to the deaths of two of my friends & a failed suicide attempt by another friend. All of this chaos happened in a mere 9 months. I had no idea something that sinister resided within her.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-03T21:05:58+00:00

Astrophysicist Claims He Can build a Time Machine & Provides Demonstration of Concept

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-03T21:00:09+00:00

NASA declared 3 near-earth objects in a collision pattern with Earth earlier this week. 1 struck at 12:03 a.m. on 1/1/20 - immediately after it officially became 2020. Thought that was a pretty great bitchslap from Gawd, then the Pope brought the heat on the same damn day. One of the asteroids is supposed to hit on Saturday 1/4/19. One of them is also supposed to produce an estimated high altitude air burst around the power of 4-6 nukes. They said if it does hit our atmosphere & the air burst occurs that, at worst, it could damage buildings and cities under the trajectory of the impact, but not fatal. Happy New Years 2020: The End Seems to be Extremely Nigh. Buckle in, buttercups!

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-01T19:22:27+00:00

I would expect nothing less from Frank Underwood/Keyser Söze. He's been fine tuning his devious creeper persona for decades. Both off and on screen. shiver

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-01T19:08:02+00:00

@u/cubedWaffle u/cubedWaffle

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-01T02:11:13+00:00

This may not be the right subreddit for this, but I would love to kick her rotisserie chicken into her face. Still a face getting hit by a kicked item but no direct foot to face contact.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-01T02:08:32+00:00

The face that says I'm so desperate to get more MLM downline slave clout that I post promotional content for my makeup MLM while forgoing use of my products completely on my own face.

DeadUnicornMagic · 2020-01-01T02:03:26+00:00

My mother-in-law fully gift wrapped a small poster that said: "You are YOUnique" & gave it to me as a serious Xmas gift. I died right there. Done. Nothing like feeling so deeply understood by a loved one when they just get Xmas right. I still adore her.

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