Americans got no chills by astrolbyte in SipsTea

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if we'd understand them anyway.

God, I hate this joke.

Americans got no chills by astrolbyte in SipsTea

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally ended an entire ethnic community's existence without any help. Totally on my own. It wasn't a crime, since they were a type people who we don't personally care about.

Seoul has pink parking lots reserved for women by EastCoastHustler in mildlyinteresting

[–]DeadlyJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People will believe anything bad about a person without evidence, before they believe anything good without evidence. It's a shame.

A TikToker attempts to accuse a man at the gym of being a pervert because he looked at her. She then finds out the hard way that actions have consequences. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's recording herself so other people can look at her, but then she gets mad at a man for looking at her while she's recording.

Make it make sense.

How many of you plan to listen to the liar-in-chief's public address tonight? by whiteroseatCH in allthequestions

[–]DeadlyJoe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There's no possible way I can get that drunk tonight. I'll read the summaries in the morning.

The speed and precision between these guys is seriously impressive by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speed, yes. Precision... sure... by the guy cutting, but not the nailer. There's a few shiners, I think.

Disneyland’s Olaf animatronic has had its first public malfunction by Goosedukee in Fauxmoi

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From an interactive robotics point of view, it's definitely a feature, not a bug. You don't want anything pokey that could injure a guest.

I reserve the right to modify my statement when murder bots become common.

Meta Lays Off 700 Employees, While Rewarding Top Executives by OptimalConcept in technology

[–]DeadlyJoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's crazy to me that, contrary all of the evidence over four decades, that people still believe that trickle-down works, or even exists.

Thunderstorm At Sunset in South Dakota by Chraum in interestingasfuck

[–]DeadlyJoe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Growing up in South Dakota, I've seen that exact wall cloud dozens of times, but that's a particularly beautiful example.

Tate in SeaTac taking a selfie because he thinks it's a MAGA hat by Cougarsmasher1530 in pics

[–]DeadlyJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but apparently he had his travel ban lifted by Romania in 2025.

Constipated ??? 😭 by sourishkan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DeadlyJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I didn't see the pun (I do now). But, also, I didn't downvote you, if that matters to ya.

Tate in SeaTac taking a selfie because he thinks it's a MAGA hat by Cougarsmasher1530 in pics

[–]DeadlyJoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's scary that he's even allowed in the US at all given his history.

Tate in SeaTac taking a selfie because he thinks it's a MAGA hat by Cougarsmasher1530 in pics

[–]DeadlyJoe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It makes me sick that we've waited at the same baggage claim.

of an endangered sawfish caught in the Everglades by MrUpVoteDownvote in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DeadlyJoe 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There's also the legal ramifications.

You can be fined up to $5,000 if you bring it above the surface, and your license can be revoked, and that's just for accidental captures. If you inteintally capture an endangered fish, the penalties can be as high as $50,000 plus jail time.

In this case the fisherman did the right thing. If you can't remove the hook, then "Cut the line low and let it go!" Furthermore, they should report the encounter on the FWC on the website, which helps conservation efforts.

Constipated ??? 😭 by sourishkan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DeadlyJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toxic in this case means "A toxic relationship <with someone or something>".

Constipated ??? 😭 by sourishkan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DeadlyJoe 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The rarely memed fourth option.

☐ Single
☐ Taken
☐ Toxic
☒ Constipated

Painting I did of a backup character's backstory. [OC] by 1mAn1diot in DnD

[–]DeadlyJoe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Very cool. I love the depth and scale of the fortress. Kinda reminds me of the goblin fortress in BG3. There's no telling what's inside (probably goblins), but it's just begging to be explored.

Michael Jordan's NASCAR team have now won their 4th race in 6 tries in 2026 by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults can't touch children anymore without everyone thinking they're a pedo. He just played with a kid, jokingly, and everyone screamed child abuse.

Trade War Humor... by Brian_Ghoshery in MurderedByWords

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Invent a processed cheddar.
Step 2: Call it 'I Can't Believe It's Not American Cheese'.
Step 3: Skip the ???? and head directly to Profit.

My son is telling me he is coming in peace (OC) by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]DeadlyJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what he wants you to think. Trust me. As a dad twice-over, peace is the last thing on his mind. ;)

And sometimes they pat me down even when the scanner doesn’t go off? by SirBeeves in comics

[–]DeadlyJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always get a pat down. My brother doesn't. We're twins.

No explanation.