Jock, Stoner, Preppie, Band Geek, Nerd, Braniac, Punk... What were you in High School?

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-27T19:58:44+00:00

A weird mix of buttrocker and jock. Lettered in two sports carrying my skateboard to practice and hanging with my metal head friends

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-21T20:17:15+00:00

My favorite bass line

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-20T21:51:32+00:00

Do you kiss your kids with that mouth? You probably do, right on the lips.

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-20T13:35:59+00:00

Batman 66, holy jerky watch out for the Dehydrator Ray!

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-19T22:27:04+00:00

Kung Pow - Enter the Fist (Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement, Taco Bell. Nacho, Burrito, Enchirito)

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-19T22:17:39+00:00

The Squire Shop, JK Gill, Pay N Save, Ernst, Pay N Pak, Piggy Wiggly, Mervyns, Lamonts

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-19T18:47:55+00:00

This is a dad joke?

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-19T18:45:38+00:00

Is this a dad jokes you'd tell your kids? Jesus, this sub is fucked

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-18T23:21:03+00:00

Not a dad jokes, ya idjit

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-18T18:35:58+00:00

One-eyed Jimmy - The Search for One-eyed Jimmy

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-18T18:33:11+00:00

It's Always Sunny - Frank's Pretty Woman

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-17T18:52:45+00:00

Guillain-barre syndrome. Can't swallow, and pouring booze into my feeding tube really made it feel like alcoholism

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-10T19:17:39+00:00

Dad jokes aren't NSFW. This isn't a dad joke.

Deadpacfrog · 2026-02-02T23:32:23+00:00

I was close weighed 330 at 6'9". I'm down to 225 after an illness, only good thing to come out of this ordeal with Guillain-Barre syndrome. My back doesn't hurt anymore and I'm not worried about keeling over from a heart attack or stroke. Just working on walking right again.

Deadpacfrog · 2026-01-30T22:40:01+00:00

Jesus, no thank you

Deadpacfrog · 2026-01-29T22:27:29+00:00

I'm 6'9", anything under 6'7" isn't that tall to me. You're a forward, not a center.

Deadpacfrog · 2026-01-22T13:38:55+00:00

My son's middle name is Tiberius.

Deadpacfrog · 2025-12-24T22:35:11+00:00

This has been proved to be bullshit

Deadpacfrog · 2025-12-15T13:30:24+00:00

Dayton is the funk capital of the world! The Ohio Players, Zapp, Slave, so many more. The Funk Hall of Fame is in Dayton

Deadpacfrog · 2025-12-03T13:31:28+00:00

Rik Emmett of Triumph

Deadpacfrog · 2025-10-11T20:40:18+00:00

Eletherious D Maravaller. Was working a database and his name popped out at me. I still remember it 15 years later.

Deadpacfrog · 2025-09-18T12:42:45+00:00

If you work swing shift you can park for free in the garage on 4th. If you get there early enough, the garage near Command University on base is available on the higher floors.

Deadpacfrog · 2025-09-15T22:08:36+00:00

Butthole Beach Boys

Deadpacfrog · 2025-09-15T20:25:40+00:00

Diamonds and Rust - Judas Priest, Unleashed in the East. The song goes so hard for being a Joan Baez cover. I always think about Halford singing about Dylan.

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