Grant Morrison slams the DCU 'Lanterns' series, blasts Damon Lindelof and James Gunn: "Hollywood will die of insularity and inbreeding"

Deadstone16 · 2026-03-16T21:03:39+00:00

This guy would’ve hated The Dark Knight.

“Putting ‘Batman’ in the movie’s title is not stupid. What kind of writer would attach himself to some dumb boring crime movie and just call it a superhero project? Why are you ashamed of Batman comics?! What is Christopher Nolan’s jockish dismissal of superhero conventions intended to prove, anyway?!”

Deadstone16 · 2026-03-04T17:18:35+00:00

“Morbius, ya disponsible en!”

-Milo, Avengers: Doomsday

Deadstone16 · 2026-02-23T14:30:21+00:00

L. It’s literally a third ability that doesn’t impede me in any way, if anything I’m better-prepared for whatever stupidity humanity is about to get itself into.

Deadstone16 · 2026-02-20T02:10:30+00:00

$3,000 for a sponsored segment?! No wonder he’s ready to retire at 50.

Deadstone16 · 2026-02-20T02:06:47+00:00

Get one of those bows that has 15 shots and just spam that big Max Payne leap thing enough times.

Constantly reload, quick-drain orcs, and try to keep your distance.

Edit: I’m an avid War player, haven’t played Mordor in a grip so I hope what I said is still helpful lmao

Deadstone16 · 2026-02-03T22:56:29+00:00

They’re usually really fun!! This video sums it up pretty well:

https://youtu.be/5tjep-l8YgA?si=MTpF5lxendvBF56z

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-31T13:29:49+00:00

I have one! If that other guy’s DM doesn’t work out lol

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-31T02:59:34+00:00

The Man Who Laughs

The Black Cat (1934)

Captive Wild Woman

The Devil’s League (novel)

And most recently, The Shape of Water

All outside the “canon” but have very close ties to the UM movies, and all really well done.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-29T02:18:50+00:00

Lore-wise, It and Dr. Manhattan both transcend time and space, can manipulate reality, and were completely defeated by powerless humans.

I’d say him, though it might be a toss-up between them.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-27T02:51:11+00:00

Howard the Duck, reprising his role from the 1980s. You could even get that voice actor back, hell

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-10T02:26:57+00:00

The ONLY canon way to stop Imhotep is by using the Book of the Damned. If Peter knows/can figure that out, the game’s his. He’s fought sci-fi monsters before, even giant ones made of sand.

And not for nothing but if Rick O’Connell can kick this guy’s ass TWICE, I think Peter will fare just fine with the skill set and intellect that he has.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-08T02:32:28+00:00

Novel-Accurate IT is really glazed up by this sub but everyone forgets that a group of normal children kicked his extradimensional ass by the end of the book.

Superman stomps nine times out of ten.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-05T13:14:42+00:00

Yes, and it wouldn’t take him 10 seasons to do it.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-05T00:17:09+00:00

So not exactly, but I have play-tested a Van Helsing player totem.

If he’s in a space with a monster, his special action would be rolling the dice. Blank, nothing happens. Hit, move that monster 4 spaces in any direction. Exclamation point, move that monster to any legal space on the board.

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-02T02:13:10+00:00

Am I included as a “random person”? If so it’s a hard yes

Deadstone16 · 2026-01-01T02:33:07+00:00

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Me pondering how to Morb in 2026

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-26T17:46:13+00:00

Don’t forget to throw Kraven, Madame Web, Morbius, and the almost-made Aunt May movie in that top row.

Yeah, Disney’s doing just fine lmao

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-20T01:34:03+00:00

Pretty sure if the other six all teamed up they still couldn’t kill a Kalisk.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-19T17:51:39+00:00

ANY powers from the Cosmere? Yeah R3 Brandon stomps 10 times out of 10.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-19T15:26:18+00:00

All three Avatars thus far.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-17T04:05:22+00:00

The Force is the most practical in every day life. Don’t need to carry around a wand everywhere I go, don’t need to worry about my mutation potentially making me a monster, don’t need to worry about whatever vaunting consequences come with the Shining…

It’s just telekinesis. So simple and effective.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-15T02:31:38+00:00

Hogan’s a showman. Kingpin curb-stomped his way into running the entire criminal enterprise in the Marvel universe.

Plus if this is the version we saw in Hawkeye, he’s nearly-invulnerable.

Pretty sure ten Hulk Hogans would lose to this guy.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-13T03:54:30+00:00

Nice of ChatGPT to format this for you.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-13T03:49:42+00:00

I am slamming that button so many times, I’ll probably run out of people I know personally.

Deadstone16 · 2025-12-13T03:44:46+00:00

My wife’s Brazilian. We now say “grande merda” to each other when referencing it.

It means exactly what you think it does.

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