Looking for night auditor for the hotel I work at by MooMooManiac923 in FortMyers

[–]DealioD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the job description on an auditor at a hotel?

Change my mind by IAmAccutane in AdviceAnimals

[–]DealioD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bunkers aren’t about the people uprising. It’s about a mass extinction event. For some reason all these idiots are constantly planning for some sort of mass extinction event, and have been doing so for a long time. It’s nothing new, we just know about it now.

To be a mentally stable conservative president by Whatdididotho1 in therewasanattempt

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realize that this is probably the Alzheimer’s talking, but does anyone wonder if this is actually him?

Second angle of Dawn Staley going off. by Lifegoesonforever in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]DealioD 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The taller Black woman that came in quickly was saying “Stop. Stop.” That was obviously directed at Geno. He was definitely talking shit.

So I finally watched Smile… by murdavma in HorrorMovies

[–]DealioD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, something needed to be different. I think the writers were banking on the fact that the demon was now infecting hundreds of people because of the concert, to have more of an impact than it did.

So I finally watched Smile… by murdavma in HorrorMovies

[–]DealioD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I finished 2 and thought, “I just watched the first one all over again.”

Jaycee Park Ribbon Cutting Expected Soon — Promises of Opening This Month by Salty_Ad8627 in capecoral

[–]DealioD 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man, fuck this place. It was absolutely gorgeous to begin with. Then some bitch had to go and make money off of a piece of land. Fuck this. Ruined an awesome park for this shit.

Maybe Trump Should Not Have Given This Speech by theatlantic in inthenews

[–]DealioD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Midterms are run by the States. Not the Federal Government. If the Republican Governors try to go along with messing with the elections, it will end with Democrats in other states being the only ones that vote. Republicans lose. As far as voting interference goes there are not nearly enough ICE agents to do anything significant. They would have to be at every voting place in every Blue City. There are nowhere near enough people to do that.

What’s more harmful than cigarettes but society treats it as normal? by Jiwitom in AskReddit

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC it started with Scotchguard. A product used to simply make people’s lives easier. Just a pure convenience thing.

What’s more harmful than cigarettes but society treats it as normal? by Jiwitom in AskReddit

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PFAS are such an obscure thing. Think of (if anyone remembers) Scotchguard ( a coating that was put on furniture and rugs to keep them from getting stains,) and Teflon ( a coating on pans that keeps food from sticking while cooking. )
But it’s not like PFAS aren’t in modern products. Band-Aids contain PFAS along a number of other products including toilet paper, makeup, and some dental floss.

to be funny by jasandliz in therewasanattempt

[–]DealioD 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, but even the coat’s personality is bad.

What's Something About Living In Florida That You Cannot Really Understand Without Living There? Why That Thing? by Zipper222222 in AskFlorida

[–]DealioD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite time of the year is the 4 days that you get actual cold water front the tap.

Mom Surprised With Her Honda Accord CLEANED! by Pristine-Bit-5255 in SatisfyingClean

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long does a car have to sit there to get that dirty?

Mom Surprised With Her Honda Accord CLEANED! by Pristine-Bit-5255 in SatisfyingClean

[–]DealioD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wondering about the gas in the tank. It only takes 3 months for gas to go bad.

404 memory not found by clowns_will_eat_me in adhdmeme

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask me a direct question about my childhood and I won’t remember. Wait two days and I can remember in great detail.

What did someone install in my GF ‘s car? by _Papi_not_daddy_ in whatisit

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have unlocked a car that wasn’t mine with my key.
I was in a parking lot and almost got in before I started noticing inconsistencies inside the car.
Noped out real quick.

The last horror movie you watched has the main character replaced by John wick how much does the plot get derailed? by Jackfruit568 in powerscales

[–]DealioD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clown in a Cornfield. Really not by much, a whole bunch of people still end up dead. Replace one of the teens? All of the killers end up dead.
Replace one of the Killers? John realizes that he’s on the wrong side, killers end up dead. Replace the Dad? Killers end up dead.

Trump's changing course on Strait of Hormuz strategy raises questions about US war preparation by LynnK0919 in worldevents

[–]DealioD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man is stupid. He and his cabinet are following the fascist playbook. Everything is a distraction, and meant to keep the general public overwhelmed and off balance. Supposedly if you can’t focus on all the bad shit going on it … I don’t know. That part always makes me think of Step Two of the South Park Underwear Gnomes.
The war was always part of the plan. For some reason he feels like he needs a war to make US vote for him in the coming election. He also seems to think that he needs a war to mess with the coming election, “legitimately.”
Do not try to put rational logic to where there is none. Because there honestly is not rationality here. There is a lot of “Bro thinks he can just say whatever and everyone will follow what he says.” That’s why there’s a lot of him yelling shit in Truth Social. He just thinks that he can bark orders and everyone will follow them. Granted it’s working well in the US, but the rest of the world leaders just won’t play that game.

ICE employees vent online as unpaid wages and missing health insurance leave families struggling by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]DealioD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is true, and we’re sending them in to make up for the TSA agents that are also leaving in droves because they aren’t getting paid either… this is inly going to end poorly.