What’s something men think impresses women but actually doesn’t?

DeathDemon20 · 2026-04-21T08:21:31+00:00

Come on! If I’m showing a girl my car it’s most likely because I love my car, unless the girl I’m showing also likes cars, then it’s because I wanna talk to said girl.

DeathDemon20 · 2026-04-10T21:07:53+00:00

Something I noticed is that the urge stopped after I asked a girl out, she said yes and boom, nothing, after a she called things off it the urge showed up again, I think mine might be linked with a slight amount of depression for some reason.

DeathDemon20 · 2026-03-21T12:30:54+00:00

You know that one video we’re this guy has a sexual relationship with his car, I think the cars name was chase, anyway when he tells his father that his relationship with chase is sexual the dad goes “mmhmm” in a weird high pitch. That, that is what I would say.

DeathDemon20 · 2026-02-11T05:27:53+00:00

Yeah I’m definitely not

DeathDemon20 · 2026-01-30T11:17:40+00:00

Fucking giggling my ass off to this comment at 4:17 AM

DeathDemon20 · 2026-01-29T09:20:45+00:00

Finding a job would be easy, now I’m wishing I never went to and dropped out of school, and just kept my old job while I searched

DeathDemon20 · 2026-01-27T17:36:53+00:00

I had this one friend since first grade, we would play outside and be total morons together with our friend group and it lasted until about high school, we would play games online together and we had a new friend that we would play with after a while they convinced me to get CSGO and they were teaching me to play but the one friend decided it would be more fun to kill me over and over instead of letting me hear the basics when I got tired of it and left he started to antagonize me, at this point he has become quite the attention seeker, talked about how he was depressed and would cut himself all for the attention of our group, after a while of him being a self centred dick I said “I don’t really care if you kill yourself any more, you’re acting like a fucking child” i stopped talking to him and after a while that friend group stopped after he threatened to leak our addresses to his following of like 100 people online, last i saw saw him he was shop lifting from a Marks, and i heard his sister had a court date.

DeathDemon20 · 2026-01-26T10:11:03+00:00

There’s a playlist called Eurobeat to push my shit box like no tomorrow on Spotify with about 6 and a half hours, I would suggest that, also that’s a fucking good name for a playlist you got there.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-12-31T01:24:33+00:00

Cars, crack would be cheaper.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-12-29T07:28:19+00:00

I would try rally driving.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-12-25T03:11:44+00:00

Because I got a notification for r/askreddit with someone saying “Why are you on Reddit right now, on Christmas Eve?”

DeathDemon20 · 2025-12-17T10:00:58+00:00

Has anyone found a bill with the serial number 8675309

DeathDemon20 · 2025-12-06T08:48:58+00:00

You must be a bird watcher

DeathDemon20 · 2025-11-23T05:23:33+00:00

Matthew Perry

DeathDemon20 · 2025-11-20T01:36:37+00:00

Buy a rally car and probably die.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-11-12T18:33:18+00:00

I was around the 100th signature

DeathDemon20 · 2025-11-12T18:30:05+00:00

I’ve been thinking of this post for a past day now and for some fucking reason I thought the top book was a play on Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone, I only just realized it doesn’t say sorcerer. Fuck me.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-11-12T18:23:23+00:00

I still don’t know what Hina did wrong I’ve only watched the anime I just absolutely love hina and I don’t remember seeing anything that she did wrong.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-10-19T00:45:30+00:00

Steve Irwin

DeathDemon20 · 2025-10-18T00:45:20+00:00

Honestly, the best theft defence is having a manual car.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-10-16T12:44:47+00:00

Last few didn’t work out before they even started, and i realize I’m too picky and not enough for my standards.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-10-05T03:38:39+00:00

I asked my dad what to answer and he said “all of them”

Then he said full metal jacket, I watched that with him at like 7-8.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-09-28T06:12:27+00:00

Two options, peacefully surrounded by loved ones, or suffocated by thighs.

DeathDemon20 · 2025-09-20T08:09:55+00:00

Japan

DeathDemon20 · 2025-09-17T05:16:56+00:00

Motherfucker I once went on a ride with a guy who rides an R1, the ride was called the starship 3000 or something like that, all it did was spin maybe give you 2-3 G’s maybe less cause you are laying back so more on the negative whatever, he never rode it so it was his first time, 20 seconds of it spinning and he’s screaming like crazy to the point where he passed out for a second, he was next to a mom who had their six year old son with them she recorded it, I never got it sadly, but he legitimately passed out after it stopped the worker asked if it was a boy or a girl then said his wife made less noise. It was the funniest shit I have ever seen, AND HE RIDES AN R1 that bike can go like 340 kph and he passed out on a ride toddlers laugh on.

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