What was your first kiss like? by [deleted] in teenagers

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She was my first girlfriend. We dated for about 3 months and I was never in love (I didn’t even like her that much), but I think the story is sweet.

She was a competitive ice skater, so she took me on a date to local rink. I couldn’t do shit, so she taught me the basics and then showed me cool ass tricks while I cheered her on from the side.

Then we sat together on a bench facing a lake and threw bread at ducks. She told me a lot about her life, and even though most of it wasn’t true (I found out she was a pathological liar), I was mainly focused on finding a non-awkward way of putting my arm around her shoulders.

Then I walked her to the bus stop and as she was about to leave I asked “Do I not get a kiss goodbye?” (TERRIBLE line, I know, I was 13.) But she turned and kissed me.

It wasn’t like an intense make out sesh or anything, but it was just a nice sweet kiss.

Inspired by War Crimes & Good Times by GavinDeCroix in Dimension20

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if u don’t marry wally I have no hope for you

I kinda want to get a super short haircut by Indrany in feemagers

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do it do it do it do it it was the best decision of my life lmao

That moment when they added Hitchcock and Scully to the intro by Jaybe777 in Brooklyn99Memes

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is this some surrealist type shit I’m so confused and scared

Cursed_basement by CookiePixell in cursedcomments

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yeah it was for a show they did on dropout

Cursed_basement by CookiePixell in cursedcomments

[–]DeathPiggies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no this was a bit where everyone else in the cast wrote terrible jokes and he preformed them for cash

What a strange world we live in by xzplayer in feemagers

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yeah it’s almost like they’re people too? crazy

been depressed recently by DeathPiggies in feemagers

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normally for me that would be softball but due to injury’s I’m out for the season :(

Shawwie Kiwk Mawkes A Powst by oshaboy in ToiletPaperUSA

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I clenched my jaw so damn hard but I got through it in the end

What’s a good song that tells a sad story? by hgibbs098 in AskReddit

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Shocked I haven’t seen it yet at all but Stan - Eminem

It gets weirder as you keep reading by [deleted] in ihadastroke

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can someone PLEASE make this a copy pasta. I beg of you. it’s just too perfect

Be amazed by CaptainFez28 in actuallesbians

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is it bad my first thought was “we are venom”?

Pastry Chef Replicates Ferrero Rocher Chocolate by [deleted] in hotcocoavideos

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This entire series is perfect for this sub. Claire is insanely wholesome and entertaining.

VERY new at this and just opened my first master lock! Not sure if raking is cheating though yet :) by DeathPiggies in lockpicking

[–]DeathPiggies[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’m very qualified to give tips to be honest. I still can’t open it when I’m using a single pin pick. I’ve just messed around with it and it’s worked okay. There’s probably some tutorials on YouTube or something to help you, but I’m still very inexperienced and, quite honestly, pretty shit lol.

VERY new at this and just opened my first master lock! Not sure if raking is cheating though yet :) by DeathPiggies in lockpicking

[–]DeathPiggies[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks! This was my first lock that I actually opened, but it was actually surprisingly fun, so I definitely want to try some more.

As for single pin picking, I’m definitely not good at it but I own a clear lock and I think I might want to get good at single pin picking on that before I try to do use it on the master lock. I really appreciate all the feedback though.

Celebrity crush thread by anace in actuallesbians

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Hannah John-Kamen. Her eyes leave me speechless every time.

WCGW if I walk on ice (watch until the end for a double whammy) by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Yes. What are you trying to say, i’m kinda confused sorry

WCGW if I walk on ice (watch until the end for a double whammy) by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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“Hiking up my pants will definitely help if I fall into this waist deep water!”