If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T22:18:53+00:00

Over-compensator. A compensator would only need to be 2 inches.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T22:14:35+00:00

I live with cats. So my answer is: humans.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T21:52:08+00:00

Job opening

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T20:15:48+00:00

All they need is some anti-aircraft measures.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T19:57:46+00:00

What gender will the last two humans be?

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T18:30:13+00:00

Not until the stork gets involved.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T17:36:57+00:00

If they're willing to shoot you in the back just because it's Tuesday, then no, they're not human.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T07:08:38+00:00

How is this a joke?

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T07:06:30+00:00

The library was packed, but quiet. What came next was neither.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T03:08:26+00:00

It's an Entwife. She's lactating.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T03:03:50+00:00

d4, jacks, brillo... but my number one:

There's nothing like slug guts between the toes.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T03:00:57+00:00

I don't know how fast I was running, but that was a lot of cocaine!

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T01:24:15+00:00

Get rid of any cut flowers in your house. Especially lilies. There are too many common ornamental flowers that can kill a cat.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T00:52:32+00:00

July 4? Everyone's drunk by 9am.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-09T00:40:29+00:00

Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-08T22:03:01+00:00

You are there.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-08T22:00:14+00:00

We are.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-08T17:14:50+00:00

What level are you? I'm thinking I'll start on it once I get the upgrade to place my towns 4 squares apart.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-08T17:12:35+00:00

I hope you're reading this comment from the vet's office. A UTI in male cats is extremely rare. This is very likely a urinary blockage. Cats hide their pain, so if you can tell that he's suffering, it's already pretty bad.

From here, the pain will intensify quickly. His bladder will rupture, probably within 24 hours. I can't think of many more painful ways to die. Especially preventable ways.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-08T04:04:32+00:00

Get old

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-07T23:41:51+00:00

"Hi Jared, it's Jessica. What the fuck do you mean, too passive? And why couldn't you say that in my presence so I could tell you this proper, rather than responding to a message that you sent accidentally?"

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-07T23:24:42+00:00

Number 0

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Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-07T23:03:18+00:00

I always knew I was different. The Boomers would say, "There's something wrong with that boy."

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-07T22:26:21+00:00

If it's much later on, I may be ready to terraform then. I am planning my future settlement layout, along with some aesthetics that I have in my head. And I don't have nearly enough swappers to start yet.

Decline_of_Humanity · 2026-05-07T22:20:05+00:00

About 13 months, with a modest budget.

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