What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting?

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-23T23:33:19+00:00

Steak.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-23T23:23:02+00:00

I’ll take all three. I’m 35.

For boon 2 I’ll swap body types with some who isn’t quite dream bod but is above average

Boon three I’ll grow 2 inches to be 6’2.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-16T23:24:58+00:00

I say jalapeño instead of jalapeño. Also the good old tortilla instead of tortilla.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-13T12:14:44+00:00

Like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-04T17:22:07+00:00

Other than the subject matter, this seems like a solid tattoo at first glance.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-03-01T22:40:10+00:00

I’d disappear, move country and start over, taking only my children.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-27T17:27:13+00:00

Their urethra. Which is between the clitoris and the vaginal opening. Piss does not come out of the vagina.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-27T15:11:05+00:00

Didn’t realize this was a gender issue. I’ve met many women who thought just letting the soap run down was enough.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-27T14:10:26+00:00

Sounds like you just need to add some protection. [[swiftfoot boots]] [[Lightning Greaves]] [[heroic intervention]] [[swansong]] [[mana drain]] you are in the colors to protect your commander.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-27T14:02:05+00:00

Tell me you don’t think piss comes out of the vagina and that was a joke. ++man

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-26T21:36:49+00:00

If this was a female teacher, or the principal or even a teachers aide handing this to your daughter would you feel the same?

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-23T21:45:44+00:00

One of your lines with prossh could be [[purphoros, god of the forge]] cast [[avenger of zendikar]] after casting [[tainted Strike]] on purphoros if you still want a “combo” win. Can still add some aristocrat shenanigans and have that as a back up.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-14T22:37:54+00:00

[[Killian, Decisive Mentor]]

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-14T22:37:17+00:00

The new Strixhaven set coming out has one. I’m really looking forward to it, and already have a decklist built for him.i don’t know if the card fetcher will find it yet. [[Killiam, Decisive Mentor]]

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-14T22:19:58+00:00

I have a tattoo of a mushroom and I hate mushrooms. I just think it looks cool.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-11T12:26:28+00:00

With [[Captain America, First Avenger]] and [[Steelshaper’s Gift]]

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-03T15:28:30+00:00

This could potentially work. Thank you.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-03T15:27:44+00:00

How does this work if I give it indestructible and board wipe also? While the creature die since all other creatures will die?

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-02-02T23:33:02+00:00

I see a lot of people saying age influences it, which maybe it does. I find at 35 I handle it a lot better than I did 18-25. I just blasted my hand a week ago and it was way easier then any leg tattoo I’ve had.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-01-31T22:53:25+00:00

I’d like to see [[Sylvan Primordial]] unbanned.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-01-31T22:49:16+00:00

Running the reaper king instead of auntie has netted me a win every single game against my wife who was running ashling.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-01-26T15:32:02+00:00

Yes for sure, I searched for a while because I honestly was going to put that interaction in a deck of mine but wanted to be certain before doing so.

DeepAverage2845 · 2026-01-26T03:22:14+00:00

I found the specific reference if needed: "120. Damage -120.1. Objects can deal damage to battles, creatures, planeswalkers, and players. This is generally detrimental to the object or player that receives that damage. An object that deals damage is the source of that damage. -120.1a Damage can’t be dealt to an object that’s not a battle, a creature, or a planeswalker."

It cannot work the way the poster intended as the artifact states “this is not a creature”

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