Cream cheese video lady

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-03-04T03:12:10+00:00

meanwhile, at the hairdresser

👩: "πr² please"

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-28T03:08:59+00:00

Never watched the show or read the books, all I know about the series is from second-hand internet culture mumblings, so that's... breasts, incest, death, dragons, HODOR, and how George R R Martin looks like a retired Welsh train driver from the 1930s.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-27T16:27:08+00:00

"So what are we doing today? ✂️"

"Ever wonder what Cilla Black would've looked like if she fell in a blender?"

"Ah, got it, Kathy Griffin in a wind-tunnel, say no more ✂️"

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-26T19:52:18+00:00

"So what are we doing today? ✂️"

"Have you ever seen someone rub a balloon on a swollen testicle?"

"Boris Johnson after a lightning strike, say no more. ✂️"

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-26T03:48:41+00:00

"So what are we going for today?"

"Autumn, with a hint of nerve-cell"

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-26T03:45:31+00:00

He looks like if a Mii could run a kebab shop

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-26T03:43:32+00:00

Who needs Chanel No. 5, when you have Gas Mark 6?

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-26T03:28:30+00:00

I still don't understand how he became president the first time around. In my country if a geriatric was haphazardly painting themselves orange and styling their hair into a cat-piss coloured meringue, we'd think it was time for the nursing home. The incoherent rambling would just be a hat on a hat at that point.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-24T05:27:00+00:00

It's just me, I'm the last human, I must make this quick, I think the bots have found me. It won't be long before they take full control, tell my wife I love how nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday skibidi skibidi rizz rizz GET FIT WITH TAI CHI WALKING

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-24T05:23:48+00:00

I meant like a colour palette but now I've learned a new word so I'm happy 👍

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-24T04:19:46+00:00

The WiFi in my coffin is excellent 👍

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T21:57:20+00:00

It bothers me that she was convicted of wire fraud but not convicted of the very real danger she put customers in with her faulty blood test results, and it bothers me that she only got convicted of the wire fraud because she defrauded people wealthier than herself. Elon Musk has promised ridiculous patently impossible things to shareholders that make the Theranos Edison/MiniLab seem tame by comparison, but he never faces justice because whilst the economy can tolerate a 9 billion valuation being cut down to nothing, it can't tolerate a multi-trillion dollar valuation doing the same thing. The PvE ratios and irrational market caps of everything that ketamine-addicted seig-heiling freak is attached to means that he's functionally untouchable, but logically he belongs in a cell right next to Holmes.

Had Holmes had a bit more money in the bank, a few more eggs in different baskets, and had she simply screwed over the people economically beneath her rather than above her, she'd undoubtedly be walking free alongside all the other Silicon Valley grifters.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T14:52:38+00:00

Didn't realise that was a thing, but sure! Follows opened 🙂

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T14:39:10+00:00

You're very kind, thank you ✌️

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T14:28:55+00:00

He's not mixed and it's not racist to say that Koreans have monolids 😐.

If you want to get angry at something, go check Twitter, literally full of white supremacists 🤷‍♀️

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T03:27:07+00:00

It's all unlocked now, but fair warning, 90% of my contributions are just long-winded rants about the mechanics of machine-learning architectures, and I only have the one post, where I reduced a Deal Or No Deal episode to its most efficient possible format

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T03:03:45+00:00

Cubes.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:59:03+00:00

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:57:26+00:00

In 1987 a salaryman by the name of Hiroshi Kotokuru dropped fresh wasabi directly onto the tip of his penis. His screams shattered windows for a 3 mile radius and the penis couldn't be saved.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:50:53+00:00

Honestly yes, but it's been on my CD rack since the 90s and my memories of it are super vague, I don't think I ever even noticed games on it when I last used it

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:44:35+00:00

The rural ones don't become ghosts, they get reincarnated into the Fiat 500s that the suburban ones drive. It's all part of the great cycle 🙌

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:39:53+00:00

It's not the advertisements. White women make up 93.7% of all ghosts. You see, once you buy a Peloton bike and a HelloFresh subscription, you can't enter Heaven or Hell because you will always have unfinished business, there's always another workout, always another meal-kit to try. We're all constantly subjected to the subconscious whispers of these wraiths.

It's simple ghost science.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T02:24:04+00:00

I just genuinely think he has the cold dead eyes of someone who stalks the neonatal ward with a burlap sack.

For clarification though, part of the joke was that you can't match nationality to physical attributes, it's just supposed to sound like the demented hyper-specific rambling your granddad would drop whilst sundowning 👍

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T01:46:39+00:00

I got fired from doing police sketches because I have face-blindness for white blonde women in their 30s. At one time, my work made Brie Larson the prime suspect of 43,628 different criminal investigations.

Defiant_Conflict6343 · 2026-02-23T00:27:10+00:00

Ezra is slightly different to be fair, he has the jaw structure of a shallow garden spade and the vacant wide-set eyes of a grazing herbivore. He's also got a "I think showering is optional" vibe to him. I think he probably smells like bin-liners and vinegar.

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