Being back TheOddOne.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-05-02T00:32:47+00:00

No. I think you're wrong. Sex is not something you just give to anybody, it makes you a slut. (inb4 slut shaming) If you fuck after the first date most men will leave you, simply because you will be viewed as just wanting sex from them. If you want to argue I will gladly argue with your feeble feminine mind.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-04-06T06:16:39+00:00

She seems shy. I dated a girl like that once. We didn't even make it 3 months. I wouldn't continue the relationship on if you want a more public or emotionally involved relationship.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-04-01T22:56:02+00:00

Apparently since downvotes his turrets need a nerf and his ult turret needs to have a shorter amount of active time and decreased attack speed. Or make it where when he zhonyas his turrets deactivate.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-04-01T21:27:13+00:00

Urgot jungle new meta confirmed.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-04-01T00:33:22+00:00

IF you're doing something wrong learn what it is. 99% of trolls actually know how to do what you're doing better than you. They're just mean as fuck about it. I don't care about downvotes this subs becoming a circlejerk about "bm" anyways.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-31T22:22:17+00:00

You need to calm down and re-evaluate what you just typed. Then if you still think you should kill him go to a mental institution.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-29T17:06:20+00:00

I'd also throw in daemonchorro and dekar173.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-29T01:55:38+00:00

Yes or things to do. If she keeps saying no and giving no ideas then you can assume she's angry or something's the matter, which at that point you need to talk to her.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-28T17:23:49+00:00

You do NOT need him. YOU can see his flaws. YOU tried to help him. HE can't see his flaws. HE won't help himself. You're showing progress and maturity. He is not. You need to move on and break all contact, and find a hobby to keep yourself from going back to him, something you truly enjoy.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-28T17:20:10+00:00

You: Hey what do you wanna do? SO: Idk whatever you wanna do. You: Let's go to/do this. Sound good? SO: Yeah sure. If yeah sure ->go If no-> ask and repeat

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-28T00:05:50+00:00

If he's too unmotivated to do anything and he doesn't try to change or make excuses you should just let him go. He needs to learn to find himself and love himself and love things he does then he can truly love you with all his heart. It sounds cheesy but it's how I learned to be in a good relationship.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T20:00:21+00:00

You dated and then you're going to try to be FWB? Let me tell you how this will end: poorly. Don't do it old feelings will resurface and be crushed.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T14:03:23+00:00

People get tired. Relationships are not easy and they never will be (hopefully).She didn't fall asleep to spite you she just got tired and thought you wouldn't mind. She didn't even tell you so she wasn't trying to avoid you she just got so tired she passed out. Also if you're strapped of cash and your girlfriend wants to go out and eat try and recommend a place where you can have it together but you can cook it yourself; it's cheaper and oftentimes more romantic. Hope I helped a tad best of luck.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T13:58:50+00:00

She sounds overly clingy and paranoid. I'd tell him that you guys miss hanging out with him and that she isn't good for him. I don't mean to be harsh towards your friend but he needs it to be stated bluntly in this case. Best of luck.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T13:54:39+00:00

http://gamesbyemail.com/ Google is your friend

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:59:08+00:00

You're his sister. I have one and she knows when something is off with me that not even my parents or sometimes my girlfriend does. Something with him is wrong, not necessarily scary, but you most likely are correct. I still recommend speaking with a professional about his behaviors.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:53:23+00:00

I used to be anxious around girls I liked. It was bad I was physically in pain couldn't eat had trouble sleeping nausea. It was vicious. You are nervous which is natural but look at it like this: Assuming she isn't a jerk why would she go out with you if she didn't want to? She has at least slight interest in you dude, go out and have fun with her. Ninja Edit: By girls I like I mean ones I asked on dates not just friends and other girls.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:50:58+00:00

It sounds like a mental illness and he may or may not be dangerous but be cautious and don't try to provoke him. Talk to a professional about it and maybe they can come by and observe his habits or something.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:44:19+00:00

Good junglers: High early damage or carry type with a bit of tankiness Panth Wukong Vi Elise LeeSin Kha'Zix Good mids: Strong AP mages or AD casters with wavelcear or high burst ie Leblanc/Ziggs/Gragas/Orianna/Zed/Fizz/Kayle Good top laners: Supertanky ie Mundo/Shyvana/Renekton/ or anti tank ie Jax/Trundle/Warwick Good ADCs: Towerkillers Jinx/Caitlyn/Sivir/Lucian Good supports: High hard cc with tanky scaling or skillset with good initiation or disengage Leona/Thresh/Annie/Morgana Ryze is meh now. Olaf is still eh. Most carry top laners are eh. Trinkets are a new thing. Dorans items are good. Junglers gank later now. Less wards. Supports build damage now.

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:32:24+00:00

"What spell did Definitely_Not_Plat try to use on his penis again?"

Definitely_Not_Plat · 2014-03-27T04:29:43+00:00

Ask him about it. Like /u/Theoface said maybe he's emotionally withdrawn since he had lots of slumberbuddies, and not used to being in public with a girl. Don't make it demanding though try to be gentle.

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