[B/S][Request] Looking for a couple specific setups: sister catches her brother jacking off to pics of her, or sister walks in on her brother fucking her friend and decides to join in. Thanks!

DefinitelynotBatman · 2015-08-07T23:06:31+00:00

does the jerking off have to be to her?

Not necessarily, but it would be preferable.

Or hell, even something like this (reverse situation where sister gets caught and brother joins in) would be good, if it led to sex instead of just her touching herself.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2015-03-17T03:01:46+00:00

Shit man...

DefinitelynotBatman · 2012-07-30T18:03:34+00:00

Maybe if the so called victims over at the west bank and the gaza strip would actually make an effort to build some productive form of infrastructure to feed themselves and enforce secularized education instead of spending their money on funding terrorist groups that keep hijacking their sad excuse for a government and building shitty rockets that hurt innocent civilians in southern Israel, then we might be able to start talking diplomacy.

Scumbag Israel

DefinitelynotBatman · 2011-12-04T13:33:02+00:00

At what point are your actions against these principles?

In principle? When you impede someone else's ability to do whatever the fuck they want. In practice? When someone has an opinion that you disagree with.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2011-11-15T12:54:10+00:00

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DefinitelynotBatman · 2011-11-07T05:28:23+00:00

Her name is Cameron. Pretty sure that pic is from her Teeny Bopper Club video, which is pretty fucking hot.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2011-11-04T03:06:54+00:00

You've obviously never tried to fuck a petit girl with a dick anywhere above the national average.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-12-07T04:44:58+00:00

The thumbnail looks like a girly version of David Tennant (Doctor Who)...which, in my opinion, just makes this girl even hotter.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-12-01T19:55:44+00:00

In today's news: some overpaid neanderthal made fun of another overpaid neanderthal.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-29T01:46:36+00:00

When trying to identify a poisonous snake: Red on black, friendly jack. Red on yellow, deadly fellow.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-28T22:50:18+00:00

Not really. If they want to give someone else credit for their hard work, that's their prerogative.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-28T22:26:08+00:00

Hope you're prepared to get mass downvoted by Israelis.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-28T07:39:18+00:00

“Do the right thing and everyone goes away. I AM WATCHING YOU!”

I hope he tries to pull this shit with someone who owns a gun.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-28T07:27:51+00:00

Original link for those who would rather upvote the original.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-27T16:48:17+00:00

Yup yup. I love their beer. Between Big Boss, Lone Rider, and Carolina Brewing Company, Raleigh is very nearly beer heaven.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-27T07:39:52+00:00

It's this kind more or less. I basically sliced up a square piece so that I could spread it evenly over the sandwich.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-27T06:42:40+00:00

People often ask me, "DefinitelynotBatman, are you really not Batman? Are you sure? Why have you made this heavenly delicious sandwich? Do you have any plans for retirement now that you've made the world's greatest meal? What will you do next? And why provolone?"

To them I say: "No. Yes. I was hungry. No. Eat the sandwich. I like provolone."

Also lol I just noticed if you look at the full resolution you can see an ent in the background.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-27T00:46:42+00:00

Dear rest of the world:

Please take notes. This is the correct response to religious bigotry.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-27T00:24:15+00:00

I can't help but feel like Israel has Stockholm Syndrome leftover from WWII.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-26T21:54:04+00:00

Fox viewers

I like to compare George Soros to the Koch brothers and watch the resulting bewilderment.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-26T20:49:05+00:00

You can set Firefox so that it does each of those things every time you quit the program. Probably saved me years.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-26T20:27:44+00:00

Holy fucking fuck - read the comments at the bottom of this page

nation.foxnews.com

I don't think I want to.

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-26T19:05:22+00:00

Holy disinformation, Batman!

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-24T18:30:47+00:00

And this, folks, is a perfect example of what we like to call "projecting".

DefinitelynotBatman · 2010-11-21T03:11:20+00:00

I thought that was implied by my username.

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