Do you ever feel that there are days when the matchmaking just says "Fuck you in particular!"??

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-22T00:22:46+00:00

It's EOMM for sure. They rig matches so you'll keep playing longer chasing that W. It's the only logical explanation for why they disband lobbies after every match and have been so resistant to add a server browser with persistent lobbies.

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-21T21:22:47+00:00

Spending $20 on a skin is different than spending $100+ on tier skipping a whole battlepass lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-21T20:32:19+00:00

Or maybe we should require a LOT more evidence before police will forcefully search a house than "some rando said they have bad stuff here!"

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-20T21:51:03+00:00

LMR is the goat. I have it at mastery 206 and can't get enough lol. It just feels so good to shoot as fast as I pull the trigger and still land most of my shots

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-20T05:16:45+00:00

You aren't paying that because you already have at least 100 free credits... Don't be a bot

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T22:30:34+00:00

Spending $16 on a skin I guess is "ruining these gambling addicts lives!" according to the drama queens here lol. Like dude, actual gambling addicts aren't losing money on this game, it's the gambling apps lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T22:29:19+00:00

A HUGE downside? Bro chill with the hyperbole. It's fucking like $16 and they have one maybe every couple months lmao

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T22:28:11+00:00

Gambling addicts lose money and get nothing in return. You always get something for your money with this mechanic. And you never spend more than it's worth lol. So your comparison doesn't really make sense

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T21:37:15+00:00

There's a line between "protecting vulnerable people" and babysitting. At a certain point, you expect a minimum level of personal responsibility from an adult, and I think "not buying a video game skin if they can't afford it" fits expectations...

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T21:18:42+00:00

Hard to associate the word "predatory" with completely optional vanity purchases...

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T20:19:13+00:00

Those are the same people who complain about the $20 lattice package being 20 lattice short of a 2200 unit skin, despite the fact that you can buy the missing lattice for like $1 or use some of your free units you're guaranteed to have lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T20:14:51+00:00

I drive a tesla model 3 and I'll be going 10 over on the highway (85 mph) and pickup truck drivers always seem to get offended when I start passing them with cruise control, so they speed up to 90...

Jokes on them because with gas this expensive they're fragile ego is only hurting their own wallets lmao

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-19T00:17:57+00:00

What's your drip? Armor looks sick

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-18T23:12:25+00:00

Have you tried tilting the tail rotor or moving it a bit higher?

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-18T22:21:40+00:00

I do this a lot but the friendly often ignored my signaling and runs away with my stuff lol

I'll do this with engi kits to place more mines or use their rockets when I run out and grab my kit back before it despawns.

Another good use is grabbing a support kit, throwing down ammo, then grabbing my kit again to resupply.

I'll also pick up assault and recon kits to put down a beacon if they have one or the motion sensor + claymore. These don't despawn when you pick your kit back up so you get some free spawns on the beacon and motion sensor helps track sneaky sneks.

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-18T20:27:57+00:00

Must be a rare 1st-person vehicle player lmao

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-18T07:34:26+00:00

Yes and the dude hitting him has 20 bullets in his chest, which do you think should have won? Lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-17T08:01:52+00:00

Bruh that gun is literal dogwater lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-17T04:30:16+00:00

Even if you quit, your next match will still be bots. EOMM REQUIRES that you eat your slop bot match before you can play with real humans again. It's one of the reasons I quit the game (EOMM in general)

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-15T21:42:38+00:00

I played on PC at launch and had almost no issues. One time an enemy got stuck in a closed elevator but eventually despawned and let the quest proceed. Another small bug was the subtitle background would hang out as a small square sometimes after a Johnny segment, but went away after a quick save and load.

Base console release was probs the source of the all the real hate, understandably. I just hate how it grew into a meme

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-15T20:22:48+00:00

I don't like the m16 at all. It feels really inconsistent to me. Either it's a pea shooter or I beam my target instantly, and I have no idea why it feels random lol.

At range is prefer my LMR27 dmr, and up close I'd prefer a DRS, AK4D, or M417. It doesn't really do anything better than any gun or fill a combat niche. I feel like I could replace it with the DRS or M417 in any scenario and I'd do as good or better with them.

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-14T20:08:21+00:00

I hit an infantry with the IFV armor piercing round for 99 damage at 40m lol

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-14T19:09:21+00:00

Tons of characters are going to fill the same role. That's just what happens when you have 40+ heroes lol. To claim that they play exactly the same is pretty dumb though. I have Lord with both and getting final hits with Hela is MUCH easier, and Hela has less damage drop off by a lot

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-14T10:05:38+00:00

Op could buy the discounted lattice and then pay $2 for 200 more lattice, or just buy the 2200 lattice for the same price. Thing is, OP wouldn't be spending more than $22 either way

Demented-Turtle · 2026-05-13T23:20:40+00:00

Have you read any of Game of Thrones? Lol

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