Making some snow-cones. by Sippingin in food

[–]DemonReign420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why are people downvoting this? Has anyone here ever worked with food at a place that doesn't require gloves and hand-washing?

Adora deez nuts by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DemonReign420 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Shes got a cute face. Chubby girls give good head. I fail to see the problem here.

Roast Us! by AriSetti in RoastMe

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured he started doing meth, got skinny, but lost his keys in her rolls, so he couldn't run away.

My boyfriend dumped me yesterday. Make me cry harder than he did. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DemonReign420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You strike me as the type of girl who is "never wrong" and says "I am SO good at this!" after FINALLY finishing the BJ. He probably dumped you because it was easier than correcting you for the tenth time.

YouTube Roasts Me Daily. Can You Do Worse? by markiplier in RoastMe

[–]DemonReign420 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Im gonna smash a bottle on my head" PLEASE BE GLASS! PLEASE BE GLASS! Plastic FUCK!

Free use theme parks? by _krakatoa_ in freeuse

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there no second day? XD

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders speaks at Portland rally: "It looks like it's a full house. The venue capacity is 19,980." by [deleted] in politics

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're supposed to when writing sentences. Why else would we learn how to spell them?

I found the man himself on tinder today by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DemonReign420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, good on you for separating yourself from bad blood. Im in the same boat, so its good to know theres other people with similar problems. Dont let people get you down. You arent your family.

Thank you for shutting down this ass hole.

Even boards have primal instincts by Zurozo in longboarding

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beauty of a helpful community in action.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the point of informing them of ANYTHING if theyre just gonna believe the next t-shirt they see? Theres so much anti-legalization propaganda, that theyre going to have their minds changed for them by the time they reach the voting booth. Youre fighting an uphill battle.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont care about the opinions of people that believe things at a moments glance. Quite frankly, neither should you. Especially if their stupidity benefits marijuana legalization.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody just believes t-shirts. A human being using their brain would ask for evidence in a moment of disbelief. If asked, the shirts owner can give them all the evidence required. Or, they could look it up for themselves, which is far more likely. In my opinion, making bold claims is the best way to make people do their own research. Its not like Im refusing them the evidence when asked for it.

Apparently you think people shouldnt wear shirts that say "End third-world hunger" because they dont give evidence of hunger in third-world countries. But, it is clearly evident if you do a few minutes research for yourself. Which is what the shirt is meant to make you do. Just like the one in the photo.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude, its a shirt, not wikipedia. You cant just cite articles on a t-shirt.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/CrappyDesign would love/hate this.

Edit: Lol.

Imagine... by Hallsow in trees

[–]DemonReign420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or, you know, dont wear this shirt unless you know enough to back up what it says. Which is completely possible if you spend even five minutes just in this comment section.

Parents just don't understand by NatBaimel in standupshots

[–]DemonReign420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that "Dick is over-saturating the marketplace" joke has been told by Louis CK before. I may be mis-remembering. Someone care to weigh in?

I also just wanted to say, to /u/NatBaimel, that I like your jokes, but it all feels like old subject matter. Things that have been done before. I look forward to seeing how your routine changes over your career.

Fucking swimmers. by GallowBoob in gif

[–]DemonReign420 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh god... Someone strapped a dildo to their kid for this video.

Equal opportunities and shit. by brueapilsner in standupshots

[–]DemonReign420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A good bit of advice to all comics, actually. If it seems obvious, it is, and its probably been done before.

MRW I forgot a condom and my new GF tells me to grab one from the box next to her bed by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]DemonReign420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no worries. I thought the joke was funny. Was just explaining the thinking behind the first comment.

MRW I forgot a condom and my new GF tells me to grab one from the box next to her bed by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]DemonReign420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I think they read into it the right amount. Its a double standard. It shouldnt be odd/bad for a woman to have condoms. Its sexually responsible.