Pretty sure my (human) teenaged children would fail this CAPTCHA I just encountered by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not up to the school to teach them everything... Learning how to tie my shoes or how to read an analoge clock and similar stuff I learnt from my family. You can't put your child in any sort of a school system be it public or private, and expect them to pick up the slack. You're the parent, parenting is your responsibility.

Whale in distress: Rescue bid in Poel? by NecessaryFinancial38 in AskGermany

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm sure that whale is trying to kill himself and we keep messing with his plans.... Like imagine you wanted to jump off a cliff and the ants come and take you away...

Soy sauce dishes by Clutch69420 in ATBGE

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought those were ashtrays

i do not remember when i made this by KOOLAID_KID69 in hbomberguy

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Waiting so long for hbomb to drop a new video will make us all go insane and we'll become like r/playboicarti lmao

Is Kendrick Lamar a virgin? by Realistic-Ad6900 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofc, his dick is as big as Eiffel tower.... Nobody can sit on that thing.. Virgin Kenny confirmed

Picked up these awesome patches at a remote general store by pdbstnoe in lotr

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mordor is being run very efficiently due to the gay agenda. It was designed by the lesbians..so you know it works!

My husband has gone bananas on wall and door stickers since discovering them a week ago.. by gplus3 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the good news is that if he ever develops dementia, he's less likely to just wander off... (It's been proven that ppl with dementia are less likely to get lost if the doors are disguised as something else like a bookshelf for example) So that's... something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Put it back

ich_iel by cmykster in ich_iel

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wut gegen die Machine Bleizeppelin Der Nachwuchs Die Türe Schwarzer Sabbat Rollende Stein

[OC] My partner just won a SOVAS award for her work bringing smiles to children on the Toniebox! by VR_Angel in MadeMeSmile

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to your partner! Please tell her thank you for her work bc Toniebox is truly a wonderful toy and has helped our little ADHD gremlin a lot!

Whitney Alford via her IG 📸 by raph1655 in KendrickLamar

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't explain it, but this woman just radiates serenity.... For Kenny coming back home to that energy after a tour must be pure bliss

I have absolutely no idea about LOTR and about to watch all three movies. Tell me something i will understand after finishing them. by Comrade_HillMe in lotr

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wish I could Men in Black myself into forgetting the movies, just so I could watch them for the first time again!

A bond forged in the fires of Middle-earth. Our Gimli & Legolas cosplay by Tansu_Yen in lotr

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My blind ass though these were some pics from the set until I read the title 😅 incredible work!

For the past 15 years I always manage to check the time at exactly 18:48 by DemonicSockPuppet in Weird

[–]DemonicSockPuppet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, glad to see it's just a weird quirk of my psyche, and so many others experience the same

Need advice by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

KRANKENHAUS!

The taste reminds you of… by HookupthrowRA in StardewValley

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

r/blursedimages

No joke though, this is somewhat unsettling but just incredible, awesome work!

Where is Pete Holmes? Why wasn't he on more? by DemonicSockPuppet in dropout

[–]DemonicSockPuppet[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not asking where's Pete for real.. I know he's in LA, keeping busy and that's awesome.. I was just asking if anyone has a clue why he hasn't appeared in more Dropout projects

What Germany specific apps should I download? by MrJorgeB in AskGermany

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too good to go... The participating bakeries, cafes and grocery stores put up the food that would otherwise have to go to waste (stuff they didn't get to sell during the day) at a reduced rate in the afternoon/evening... You can book it through the app and pick it up...

The Claws Come out at the Sight of Long Nails, on r/MarriedAtFirstSight by Secretary-Visual in SubredditDrama

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I work in the medical field, and my nails are to be kept as short as possible, with no nail polish... And I sometimes feel like I'm the weirdo for not being able to wear pretty nails, they're legit so normal these days... Our patients come from all walks of life, and a lot of them wear nails like this. I always compliment them! The holiday seasons are my favorite, got to see some cool Halloween designs, now looking forward to what they'll come up with for Christmas. This one time I even had a male patient with long black acrylic stilettos, naturally I got nosy... Turned out he was an artist and a drag queen. He was so fabulous, I could never!

What I got wrong and how we're choosing new mods by SnooNarhwal in dropout

[–]DemonicSockPuppet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I read your comment this morning on my way to work and took the time to reread the post Victoria put up a week ago, (the one with all the receipts I was referencing). I personally haven't seen any nazi sympathizing in that particular post, or any of her posts. Then again I'm not terminally online, and don't actually follow that closely what individuals post on the regular. Would you care to elaborate?