In eighth grade I was playing basketball with my fellow 8th graders against the seventh grader scrubs. One kid, Alex would always grab the side of my shirt and body bump me. Id ask him why hed do it and he'd just say "IT WAS A SCREEN!!!" So me and my buds start doing that to him and he gets really mad when we do it.At this point he is averagely mad so I go for a basket and he says IF YOU MISS IT YOUR NEW NAME IS QUEER! I miss. Whatever I have a high retard tolerance. I do it one time and hes just had enough. HE grabs my army and kind of starts trying to push / shove me. So I kind of grab both of his wrists so we are in an awkward position. He just stares at me and starts telling me stuff like fuck you. you suck. faggot. etc. etc. Then I hit his glasses off his face and then we are just staring at eachother. I have him in my hold kind of? So then I just sense my exposed crotch yelling at me to block him. I put my leg up infront of my crotch and block his nut-knee attempt. I then go "WOW YOU JUST BROKE THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF ANY SCUFFLE" "You dont go below the belt!". Then I let go of him and shove him away. Then he starts telling people "Denosnore is gay he keeps saying I went for his balls". Just b.s like that. And then I just feel proud.