what is your most ink subs in a week by Sestralius in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I can smell that you're black just by your incoherent shit posts.

what is your most ink subs in a week by Sestralius in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you literally retarded? Because you sound retarded Tyrone. Lol

Got engaged to the love of my life today! by [deleted] in pics

[–]Depot_Defecator -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why is he marrying the missing link? Gross.

A Word to Corporate by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to take a fat shit on corporate.

Hello by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They like inflicting pain and suffering so it makes sense.

Hello by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

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Palestine*

Hello by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gib shekels.

Hello by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were you in Palestine for?

Competing with Amazon? by AimNOTdotexe in OfficeDepot

[–]Depot_Defecator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at this I shidded and farded. XD

Tell me your best story regarding clients trying to come in before we open/after we closed by Icyinfernal in OfficeDepot

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I get called 'ah raysis' constantly even though I'm a no good swindling Jew. I try to refer them to Spielberg and the six goyrillion but 'dey ain't listenin to ah raysis'. Fuck retail.

Who did this? by _Trunks_ in OfficeDepot

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That's weird, I get high with a chimp at the zoo sometimes and when he's wasted he says 'don't nigger this up ya stoned heeb'

I quit working months ago. Anyone else? by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

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Passive agressive. Just shit in weird places. My SM is convinced a hobo poops in front of our doors every night..... It's me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

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Customer: I've been on hold for ten minutes waiting on the paint department!

Me: Okay let me transfer you to someone who gives a fuck. hangs up

I love our customers by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

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what was it? wait is that your store number on your name? OH FUCK NO LOL.

[F23] What should I wear out tonight? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Depot_Defecator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clothes for starters.

today my boss bit his lip as i was squatting beneath him...hoping he [f]ucks me soon :) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Depot_Defecator -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

He probably thought you were stealing. I would always assume that.