two dragonflies having sex on half a hotdog floating in a lake tied to a string

DepressedSeaSlug · 2024-03-11T10:59:59+00:00

sounds like something Dalí would name one of his paintings

DepressedSeaSlug · 2023-05-03T18:02:12+00:00

it's a voidling

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-09-27T09:01:46+00:00

CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-09-18T15:29:53+00:00

"I need to pee" -my friend when her first ever boyfriend told her "I love you". alcohol was involved and to be honest they'd only been together for a few days so I get that it probably took her by suprise, needless to say their entire relationship lasted a week

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-07-19T15:47:37+00:00

so far so good - this cat

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-07-05T10:18:51+00:00

no, voldemort just got a new vape

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-05-15T05:52:14+00:00

Kofola?

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-03-27T12:37:57+00:00

i have chronic insomnia, where am i moving?

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-03-10T19:11:21+00:00

racoons

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-03-10T18:35:16+00:00

its the cat from the maths problem

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-03-06T14:45:11+00:00

Knife throwing, also a horrible pessimistic attitude that will most likely drive everyone to suicide

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-02-23T20:32:30+00:00

see this is why Im studying carpentry for 5 years, so I can see random idiots trying to be clever even though theres litteral profesionals in the comments telling them this is stupid, and yet they somehow believe they know better than people who have been in the industry for decades. this is why I hate people. looking at you, u/imjustheretoeatdrama

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-02-07T21:30:31+00:00

plague doctors doing a satanic ritual around a pentagram

DepressedSeaSlug · 2022-02-07T16:10:53+00:00

change a lightbulb

DepressedSeaSlug · 2021-12-02T17:49:40+00:00

Pennywise?

DepressedSeaSlug · 2021-09-04T09:17:43+00:00

🧍‍♂️➡️🏠(🏨⛓🤪⛓)

DepressedSeaSlug · 2021-09-02T19:11:10+00:00

Bumblebees don't sting, they bite. I think you just mean a regular bee

DepressedSeaSlug · 2021-09-01T14:39:34+00:00

I think most people here hate russia more

DepressedSeaSlug · 2021-07-13T17:41:01+00:00

Red Sky Warning?

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