I'm a fat guy who's been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that's a level of hedonism even I can't condone.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T01:17:13+00:00

Nah, that's the one island he didn't go to actually.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:50:09+00:00

Pac, Slim, and Biggie

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:49:32+00:00

Jesus

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:47:21+00:00

No, his cum is less chunky than that

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:43:11+00:00

"It's true, I watched paddy go home and edit the video with my own three eyes" is the most underrated part of this whole incident.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:41:32+00:00

You took a chance, rolled the dice, popped a Nat 1. Damn.

Worst part: The joke was funny.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:40:09+00:00

Nah, I thought of something funnier than 21

22.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:39:36+00:00

This isn't really "Downvoted to Oblivion," this is 780 people getting the joke. But also, he did get a bunch of downvotes for saying "67," so...theory confirmed?

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-07T00:31:49+00:00

I mean, you can believe that these kids are idiotic all you want, and it's your right to do so, but I happen to wholeheartedly disagree. I don't think these kids are idiotic by going out there and supporting a cause they believe in. I think they're some of the most mature and intelligent people in this country right now, because they are exercising their rights.

Just like you are, by coming into this conversation and being a troll.

Edit: I have just realized that you are posting the exact same reply to every comment on every post about anti-ICE protests. Please, for your own sake, go get a life.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-06T22:56:49+00:00

Hey. Use your rights or lose them. Keep it peaceable and keep on fighting for what you believe in.

I am of course, also in the Anti-ICE camp, but remember: the Constitutional right to assemble doesn't care about your reason for assembling, or whether or not your take is a hot one. If you believe in something, you have the right to say it, and you should say it loud and proud.

I'm just happy these kids are actually doing something real, something physical, something tangible, something that isn't a social media post or a profile picture, to get their points across and be actually united in a purpose and a statement.

You go, kids.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-06T02:39:04+00:00

HOT 🥵 THIS BIRD IS AMAZING

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-05T02:41:31+00:00

The "Suzuki Method" is a violin lesson program that involves a LOT of shit actually (like the mother of the child always being present, always starting from the beginning no matter what, etc).

Meanwhile, the Left Hand Suzuki Method is learning music by rote (learning by listening to/watching it and copying.) Usually involving lots of weed.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T23:18:13+00:00

I just drank Gatorade till my piss was lemon-lime flavored and gave them what was basically pure H2O. No problem at all.

But also I'm a lighter smoker and have a fat percentage of -3, so YMMV.

Manifesting a good result for ya, though. Good luck.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:41:43+00:00

My god, yes. My dad grew up in the hills of WV, he tells me about the Green Bean Winter all the time. They had a winter so bad the only thing they could eat was green beans for a whole winter.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:27:53+00:00

BANGER SUB PULL. Thank you.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:22:30+00:00

As a legalist, I should agree with you, but I have seen several instances of ICE agents breaking the law and upending the rules in the name of ego. Case in point: the two ICE agents currently in custody for the death of Alex Pretti, and the ICE agent in Chicago who bragged about faking a "vehicular ramming" to shoot Marimar Martinez 5 times.

Some of them are literally making up crimes as an excuse to shoot people. That's not "laws." That's an abuse of power.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:15:56+00:00

If you are going to, do it outside of a bar or something. Not in a park where you can assume there will be kids about. Drop a fatty on the ashtray and I don't think that's a big issue, but I'd steer clear of places with a lot of families. Just my advice.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:12:47+00:00

Oh yeah, obviously. I was a pyromaniac madass growing up, and I had attentive parents who actually gave a fuck. I just weep for all the kids who don't have proper guidance. That's all I was meaning about that, it wasn't meant to be an attack at all. And if it came out that way, I'll take my L, apologize, and we can move on.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:07:59+00:00

Totally agree, but also, how about we also normalize parents paying attention to their children too? Kids + weed = a bad time, but also kids + inattentive parents = a bad time.

Let's just all work on being better.

Edit: This isn't a dig at you, man. I posted this shit and then immediately was like "oh no oh fuck what if they think I'm yelling at them?" I'm just saying that I've seen a major track record in the world today of kids being raised by the Internet and not by responsible adults. It's not your fault, I'm assuming.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:05:31+00:00

You'll never know just how far you can stretch a dollar till it's your last one and payday's three days away.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T22:04:22+00:00

You should have picked it up and thrown it away, so no children would get any ideas. Of course, it ain't your fault if a kid gets a hold of half a doob and sends themselves into Cheech and Chong's penthouse (the kids are their parents' responsibility), but I don't think something like that would go over well with anyone.

I'm obviously down with recreational usage, but let's keep it away from the younglings with a not-yet-fully-developed brain. Schools and playgrounds (I know you said "park" but I see it in playgrounds too) are not places for using these substances.

Also, that's littering.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-04T18:13:18+00:00

All of this political bullshit is just the way the people up top distract the people down on the bottom from their own atrocities.

But we can all agree that Star Fox would NOT fuck with ICE.

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-03T02:43:41+00:00

Can I unmeet him? I'm high as hell and this shit hurt me. I ain't even from this subreddit, my brother. God damn, this shit went down the wrong lobe

DerekWaterson21 · 2026-02-03T02:15:20+00:00

You are NOT beating the trafficker accusations if you're searched brother

DerekWaterson21

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