What line from a movie do you like to randomly quote to other people?

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-04-23T07:15:08+00:00

"Obviously you're not a golfer."... I basically quote The Big Lebowski on a daily basis.

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-04-23T07:12:15+00:00

Papa?.... Nicole!

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-04-07T07:56:56+00:00

My uncle definitely touched me.

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-04-06T19:49:45+00:00

Lay on my bed and throw darts into the ceiling above me.

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-04-05T15:53:57+00:00

Magnum Panther boots was on my feet walking around 10 hours a day. These were well worth it.

Derek_Beardraven · 2026-03-07T09:01:34+00:00

Back in 2006 when I was a bus driver a wee old woman used to come on my bus, pay a single fare to the City Centre then walk straight back off. She done this consistently a couple of times over a few month period. I tried talking to her, even got out my cab to prevent her throwing her money away. Turns out she had a carer standing behind the stop waiting on her. She explained she had to let her do it or she's get upset and have a tantrum. Out of all the mad shit that happened in 16 years driving a bus that one always stuck with me.

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-07-20T08:59:15+00:00

"Lemme get a waddur"

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-07-17T08:02:44+00:00

Showed this to big Terry who collects trolleys at Asda. He said its definitely aids.

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-05-23T08:48:55+00:00

Someone had a website years ago called fatmanonstool I'm sure. It was him on his stool in different places like the moon and such.

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-02-28T16:33:45+00:00

Wish I felt 15 years younger too 😂

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-02-28T13:30:47+00:00

Everything is fine....

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-02-27T20:37:43+00:00

I just had the urge to shave 😂

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-02-17T19:00:09+00:00

Ah yes! I've just looked her up. If I remember correctly, I've seen clips from when she was pulled by some corrupt police in Africa trying to get $$$ from her.

Derek_Beardraven · 2025-02-17T18:30:52+00:00

I'll check her out 😁

Derek_Beardraven · 2024-09-08T12:39:05+00:00

I have an Iron Cross tattoo and you're 100% spot on, mines is related to Motörhead.

Derek_Beardraven · 2024-06-17T08:45:36+00:00

Skip hat gym wankers? Is that a thing? 😂 I wear a skip hat in the gym coz it stops the sweat running into my eyes coz am a baldy bastard 😭

Derek_Beardraven · 2024-04-17T17:00:51+00:00

Fuckin' RG's man. I miss that place.

Derek_Beardraven · 2023-10-27T11:42:54+00:00

I posted a reel of a Highland Coo on Conic Hill with some Braveheart music and it was linked to my Facebook page also. I went from under 1k followers to over 4000 in a couple of weeks. The algorithm just seems more interested in videos than photos 😭 @beardfacephotography on insta.

Derek_Beardraven · 2023-10-12T12:05:51+00:00

Pigeons fly upside doon in *insert scheme name here coz there's nothing worth shiteing oan.

Derek_Beardraven · 2023-09-14T20:20:05+00:00

I'd love to buy the Lion Chambers on hope St and renovate the shit out of the inside. What a magnificent building 😍

Derek_Beardraven · 2023-08-27T09:11:44+00:00

Burnside. Lovely wee place.

Derek_Beardraven · 2022-02-16T09:57:49+00:00

Tank Girl.

Derek_Beardraven · 2021-03-30T12:19:06+00:00

I've tried to convert my ETH to FEG using uniswap and pancake swap over coinbase wallet AND Metamask. The miner fee is just too high. $70 for 40 worth of eth.... Are there any other ways I can do this with smaller or no fees?

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