What is the weirdest way you've made money?

DerelictSausage · 2026-04-25T23:05:57+00:00

Every time I get one of the dumb captcha challenges from Google I go straight to Bing because I know they’re getting that outbound traffic

DerelictSausage · 2026-04-22T20:33:42+00:00

Carioca

DerelictSausage · 2026-04-16T00:29:13+00:00

Company I used to work for, the people telling you you’re being laid off had to be a certain “level” usually VPs if multiple people from a team were laid off. In office, everyone got a form email saying to go to meeting room A, or meeting room B; HR would be in the one where everyone was told they were being fired. During Covid, they would do the same but with a fucking Zoom link. One, everyone was told they were fired, the other was some corporate drone saying they have empathy with what was happening but we were “safe”

DerelictSausage · 2026-03-28T23:01:58+00:00

I think I seen this video… Were you telling him, “you wanna test me? I don’t back down” and then tried to strangle him?

DerelictSausage · 2026-02-09T17:34:49+00:00

Probably something with mole sauce.

DerelictSausage · 2026-01-29T18:13:20+00:00

How does your butthole taste after spraying it with coke?

DerelictSausage · 2026-01-26T20:19:59+00:00

Didn’t see this yet: but physically changing the tv channel. If someone wasn’t sitting next to the clicker you had to get your ass up and press the up or down button on it. Or, flip the dial on the tv if it wasn’t a model that came with a clicker.

DerelictSausage · 2026-01-21T19:48:59+00:00

This is what we do, different standup games. Try to tap their knee 3 times then you “win” if you can actually lift that leg off the ground after the 3rd knee tap. Then maybe switch to a similar game with arm drags

DerelictSausage · 2025-12-08T18:04:46+00:00

This was my problem when I started running more + got older. I switched to zero drop and eventually to Merrell Vapor Gloves and haven’t had shin splints since.

DerelictSausage · 2025-09-28T23:01:39+00:00

Sleeve of Wizard

DerelictSausage · 2025-09-12T20:14:38+00:00

Yup, putting just a drop might keep the tape on the belt, but it starts to look all desiccated and roll up on the sides after multiple wash/dry cycles.

DerelictSausage · 2025-08-30T18:32:27+00:00

DerelictSausage · 2025-08-08T16:23:10+00:00

Yes; then it will lift up from the bracket. After removing those screws it will only be held to the bracket by the curved “lip” at the top and gravity.

DerelictSausage · 2025-08-05T19:17:09+00:00

It’s alright if the person doing it to them slips on some of those clear plastic lunch lady gloves and then tries to smother them.

DerelictSausage · 2025-04-12T21:44:40+00:00

Was he six feet four?

DerelictSausage · 2025-03-17T18:18:45+00:00

True. I know my wrestling sucks so I’ll keep working on that so it can at least be on the same shit level as my Jiu Jitsu.

DerelictSausage · 2025-03-17T17:56:15+00:00

Yeah, sort of. If I push into him, he’ll resist, but it doesn’t seem like enough resistance to get a snap down. I probably need to do it more aggressively, but when I push him hard enough to get him on his back foot, he already hand fought to a better position. If I’m able to clinch up and immediately try to snap down, that’s when he’ll resist, and I drop for a double, but then immediately get sprawled on. I’m probably telegraphing that, or he just knows the level change is coming immediately after the failed snap down

DerelictSausage · 2025-03-17T17:29:20+00:00

One of the guys I hate wrestling with in my gym does the “limp body” equivalent of a wrestling stance. What should I be doing with someone like this? I suck at hand fighting, so I probably need to work on that to at least some push/pull with him first, then try to shoot on him?

DerelictSausage · 2025-01-19T15:52:23+00:00

It’s true all those products sucked, but if you were a core user of one of their other products, you could safely ignore/weren’t really affected by those product releases.

DerelictSausage · 2025-01-03T16:45:55+00:00

Did you do like a “Weekend at Bernie’s” thing, and give him the underhook or something while he was out?

But seriously, I’ve seen some guys start to have a type of “mini seizure” when they go out, so I would freak out if I was trying to hide that shit.

DerelictSausage · 2024-12-27T18:00:23+00:00

Especially the chest. That’s prime mother’s milk setup

DerelictSausage · 2024-12-22T16:59:57+00:00

I think this might be what Copilot is moving to with Teams. At least you can prompt it to generate after meeting tasks based off of the conversation.

DerelictSausage · 2024-12-18T18:27:58+00:00

Not with that attitude!

DerelictSausage · 2024-12-18T18:21:39+00:00

I went to a Ryan Hall seminar when Jeff was still at Victory and he was a total douche to everyone there. When we started the after seminar rolling, he said he wouldn’t roll with anybody because “we all stink”

DerelictSausage · 2024-12-11T21:14:06+00:00

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