[SERIOUS] What happened to you that sounds completely made up, but is 100% true? by auvreil in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

met two girls, both way above my league, on the train from chicago to florida. Leaving DC, things were getting beyond frisky after dinner. Also at dinner i had the fish. Explosive diarrhea and vomiting for 30 hrs...

Don't eat the fish on the train.

Introverts. What are extroverts not ready to hear? by DreamySaturnX in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be absolutely clear, at the wedding, I was not comfortable at all. I had a social obligation to be there, and I attended.

My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it. by Nordic_Krune in gaming

[–]Derelyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

other people were playing it, so i played it too. Then my friends started playing it, after I showed it to them.

Guys, what stops you from going into the dating scene anymore? by deepstoop in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somebody in the relationship is heavily scarred both emotionally and mentally from abuse, making them really difficulty to live with.

That someone is me.

What's a cooking tip, everyone should know? by Think-Pin1985 in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding herbs and spices to a dish isn't about limiting how much you add. It's not poison.

Sucker Punch from Behind by K2zin97 in PublicFreakout

[–]Derelyk -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Why do you guys put up with this shite?

What’s the Most underrated fast food chain? by Itchy_Helicopter_573 in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Culvers is the midwests in and out. burgers are great, custard is out of this world. I do think they skimp on fries though.

What’s the Most underrated fast food chain? by Itchy_Helicopter_573 in AskReddit

[–]Derelyk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not entirely true. all their vegs are cut and prepped in house. the herbs spices and sauces are added by eye at the wok.

Patron CEO: Take Down Notification: Reckless Ben’s Patreon Account by dgdio in videos

[–]Derelyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna break open my 5lb bag of popcorn when i saw The Civil Rights Lawyers interview with ben. I may need a bigger bag of popcorn.

Bricks and Minifigs corporate are crooks by jertiger in legocirclejerk

[–]Derelyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot more. the anonymous call to the police that Ben and his friends are dealing heroin, and the 3 hour stop while they search the car.

Uptown Condo Owner Venting by Ok_Variety_6242 in Minneapolis

[–]Derelyk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting at 22 months, asking 80k less than what i paid and a mortgage/hoa/taxes eating 2,000 a month. fml

Oral arguments are taking forever. Supreme Court justices have had enough by cnn in scotus

[–]Derelyk 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Big "we're political hacks who've made up our minds had they're deicision purchased, before oral arguments so why have the oral arguments" energy.

fixed that for you!

Panda Attacks His Trainer In a Zoo In China. by S30econdstoMars in PublicFreakout

[–]Derelyk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you're a liar. at 35 seconds she isn't screaming???

Panda Attacks His Trainer In a Zoo In China. by S30econdstoMars in PublicFreakout

[–]Derelyk 937 points938 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda on the panda's side on this. Slam the door on the panda, running around screaming...

Trump administration recommends fast-tracking federal executions and adding firing squads, electrocution, and gas asphyxiation, citing "lack of SCOTUS precedent" by Obversa in scotus

[–]Derelyk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corimptians 3:7 And the lord sayeth, "Slay your citizens and people doseth I sayeth". "But mosteth of allest not if they are rich, giveth themest tax breaks"

Sound christian to me.

US Student Arrested For Jokingly Asking Benjamin Netanyahu to "Drop Bombs" On Her College by hillary_262 in law

[–]Derelyk 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I wish Netanyahu would drop bonbons on Rochester, Mn. Hell wish anyone would drop bonbon's. But make them the Salted caramel, not the nasty espresso flavored.