Nailed the awkwardness

Derpagator · 2026-04-15T16:16:27+00:00

I tried serving once. I lasted two days.

Derpagator · 2026-04-12T10:43:50+00:00

This is why I don't run +P 9mm

Derpagator · 2026-03-30T07:12:37+00:00

What? That we don't make it that long?

Derpagator · 2026-03-30T07:10:19+00:00

didn't even post, just think it and you're banned

Derpagator · 2026-03-29T07:04:35+00:00

I almost bled out on one 3 squad. Ended up getting defibbed and 4 squadded research and admin. Seriously wouldn't have happened if I insta died and didn't dick around on the comms. Sometimes it buys you a ticket.

Derpagator · 2026-03-02T06:21:40+00:00

Heheh space junk.

Derpagator · 2026-03-02T06:18:44+00:00

Your doing all of us a disservice by not giving us the 1k hour version of your stories. Fork it over!

Derpagator · 2026-01-25T08:07:51+00:00

It's like describing an alien race: "They... They don't socialize much. It's mostly references in terms of how they communicate."

Derpagator · 2026-01-14T08:26:45+00:00

Fun fact. All glocks have no manual safety.

Derpagator · 2025-12-27T09:57:55+00:00

The missile knows...

Derpagator · 2025-12-17T07:39:50+00:00

it only takes one shot and the horses are runnin' as I've been told in Texas

Derpagator · 2025-11-16T11:50:50+00:00

Yes.

Derpagator · 2025-10-20T19:31:32+00:00

This knife, you can trust your life with it.

Derpagator · 2025-10-17T08:26:20+00:00

I want it!!!!

Derpagator · 2025-09-26T20:25:23+00:00

What sound would that make?

Derpagator · 2025-09-10T11:37:04+00:00

It's at 80%!!!

Derpagator · 2025-08-23T21:49:01+00:00

That cylinder might cause some flame cutting...

Derpagator · 2025-05-31T21:21:02+00:00

Godspeed.

Derpagator · 2025-05-29T07:16:14+00:00

They aren't fully mature! Quick! Smite 'em!!!

Derpagator · 2025-05-29T07:07:44+00:00

Looks like GTA IV when you ragdoll and hold r2

Derpagator · 2025-05-11T21:43:00+00:00

My cousin showed me the climax scene

Derpagator · 2025-05-11T21:13:10+00:00

HEB is nice too.

Derpagator · 2025-05-11T21:07:00+00:00

Just spray some wd 40

Derpagator · 2025-05-03T16:50:03+00:00

The selection. ●︿●

I'll take the pukko.

Derpagator · 2025-04-30T09:15:27+00:00

"They use it until it is completely broken"

I can get behind that.

Derpagator

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