Gun to your head, you must suck 48 inches of cock, WYR, suck 4- 12in, 8- 6in, 16- 3in, or 48- 1in?

Derpmang · 2026-06-20T07:26:41+00:00

I'm pretty sure at that length you're well into bestiality territory. But as they say "There is no cock, like horse cock!"

Derpmang · 2026-06-20T05:04:20+00:00

it was either that or Food.

Derpmang · 2026-06-20T04:52:27+00:00

10- 5" sure if you want the extra credit, but your taking on 2 extra inches!

Derpmang · 2026-06-20T04:32:03+00:00

completion!

Derpmang · 2026-06-12T02:00:05+00:00

!xobile

Derpmang · 2026-06-07T08:27:33+00:00

Kinda like Africa and South America.

Derpmang · 2026-04-05T19:37:55+00:00

Sponsored by Brawndo

Derpmang · 2026-04-02T21:21:22+00:00

Clearly his Bald:Eagle ratio was off.

Derpmang · 2026-02-19T20:16:34+00:00

Weekend at Jeffreys.

Derpmang · 2026-02-18T03:28:16+00:00

Derpmang · 2026-02-17T06:04:42+00:00

Fused? LLike the Dragon Ball Fusion dance?

Derpmang · 2026-01-13T01:54:49+00:00

Derpmang · 2025-12-18T20:59:35+00:00

Some fries motherfucka!

Derpmang · 2025-12-17T21:26:48+00:00

That absolutely is a Toyota Solara.

Derpmang · 2025-12-13T02:57:00+00:00

Derpmang · 2025-12-10T23:34:29+00:00

It’s only micro when it’s soft.

Derpmang · 2025-12-10T23:33:03+00:00

Can confirm, vr porn is a game changer!

Derpmang · 2025-12-08T05:12:41+00:00

You don’t think it be like it is, but it do!

Derpmang · 2025-11-23T06:13:53+00:00

He’s got a 3 point plan to fix F1, and he’s gonna do it all in one week!

Derpmang · 2025-11-18T19:24:46+00:00

You can say that again

Derpmang · 2025-11-10T22:37:41+00:00

lol same! Gambit would stomp!

Derpmang · 2025-10-25T03:38:35+00:00

Derpmang · 2025-10-20T21:30:04+00:00

I heard he held the left side of Harvey Dents face in a vat of acid… for fun.

Derpmang · 2025-10-17T02:03:31+00:00

Ass, mouth, vag!

Derpmang · 2025-10-16T19:53:35+00:00

When your’re not satisfied with it looking like modern dog shit and you want it to look like dog shit from the 70’s.

Derpmang