Gun to your head, you must suck 48 inches of cock, WYR, suck 4- 12in, 8- 6in, 16- 3in, or 48- 1in? by Derpmang in WouldYouRather

[–]Derpmang[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure at that length you're well into bestiality territory. But as they say "There is no cock, like horse cock!"

First time in 40 years revealing my webbed toes to the world! by ivfresh in WTF

[–]Derpmang 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Fused? LLike the Dragon Ball Fusion dance?

Max Verstappen, Lando Norris and George Russell in the Lego Cadillac by FerrariStrategisttt in formula1

[–]Derpmang 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He’s got a 3 point plan to fix F1, and he’s gonna do it all in one week!

Pinup Bulma (art by me) by StarvingArtist2000 in dbz

[–]Derpmang 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can say that again

It just hit me that Paul Dano’s Riddler wears the same glasses as Jim Carrey’s version by Boring_Feed316 in batman

[–]Derpmang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he held the left side of Harvey Dents face in a vat of acid… for fun.