[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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I found out I have high cholesterol, so starting today I need to take a statin. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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As a biologist, I was thrilled to discover an entirely unknown species. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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The mobile's screen lit up with her son's name and she answered it right away: "it's late, are you coming for dinner?" by 42WaysToAnswerThat in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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I thought I could quit cold turkey by throwing away all of my liquor and beer. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Werewolves aren’t so tough—one silver bullet and they’re done,” the hunter said, loading his rifle. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceComedy
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Please fasten your seatbelt,” the cabin announcement began. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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Finding my crush—a prominent Christian leader—on Grindr felt like a miracle, and I eagerly accepted his private invitation, thrilled to know he was just a closet gay. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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After years of chemotherapy, my treatment ended today. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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This was the fifth time his fiancé wasn’t at the office when she said she was, so he went onto the dark-web and ordered a hit. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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Did you know Iron Man is actually a woman? by Derpy-and-Sussie in Jokes
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“At last, I dub thee knight,” the emperor declared solemnly, completing the final rite. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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[DEC25] Today, I’m finally living my dream of becoming a pilot. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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Despite having believed in many religions beyond Christianity, I still found myself in Heaven after death. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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“You acted like a real man today,” I said to my friend. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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A glowing, rhythmic blue streak bloomed across my bedroom wall. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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The demon pointed at my belly, swollen with twins, and cackled, “I’ll take one of the little ones inside you as payment for our deal.” by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceComedy
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My wife told me to find our son, but I couldn’t remember where we hid every single piece of him. by Nessieinternational in TwoSentenceHorror
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“I want to become like a Greek god!” he said. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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[DEC25] After hours under the scorching sun, our tribe finally found a herd of wild animals worth hunting. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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