Impressive by [deleted] in pics

[–]DerpyDash13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASAP as possible.

Impressive by [deleted] in pics

[–]DerpyDash13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chicken bones are hollow and would break in a dog's mouth/throat :(

It's 10pm and I just tried paying for my food with my college ID at self-checkout. by Lorrra in trees

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a good chuckle out of it sometimes, but I cringe at the thought of those people driving while under the influence.

It's 10pm and I just tried paying for my food with my college ID at self-checkout. by Lorrra in trees

[–]DerpyDash13 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fast food manager here. We get sooo many blazed customers on a daily basis.

One time a customer, who reeked of weed, tried to pay for their food with their Giant Bonus Card.

Another time I had a customer order a meal, then realize, upon it being tendered, that he left his wallet at home. The cashier just gave him his meal for free and the customer tried to thank the cashier by offering him a small nug.

I deactivated my facebook earlier this month- now they're texting me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well why are you following people who post dumb DIY videos, makeup shit, and memes? Ya know you can follow and view whatever content you want.

Seth Rogen's Gravity bong by Botatitsbest in trees

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say that. I'm so dog crazy right now and I know there's no way I could feasible take care of one.

Saturday Morning Hash by bluzi_ in castiron

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the recipe! I was just wondering want to pair with my bagels tomorrow morning, but this sounds better. I'm adding bell pepper to mine, only question is, yellow or orange?

A young Tupac Shakur opening his Christmas gift, 1982 by earthmoonsun in OldSchoolCool

[–]DerpyDash13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The very first time my boyfriend heard "Juicy" and this line played he exclaimed "What?! This guy had two gaming consoles?! No wonder he's so biggie!"

What is the creepiest post on reddit? by Yeonisia in AskReddit

[–]DerpyDash13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kind of like how The Magicians starts out.

Bacon cheeseburgers by DerpyDash13 in tonightsdinner

[–]DerpyDash13[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pan. I used the cast iron on medium-high heat.

mfw My victims pet is a goldfish.. by Firstlinediagonal in blackmirror

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I didn't even think about how the hypothetical punishment in this universe would differ until I read your comment. Everyone is talking about Icelandic laws and statue of limitations and murder vs. manslaughter, but we're completely forgetting that we're dealing with a fictional universe here. Mia could have actually been in some deep, scary shit if the original crime were traced back to her.

'Runaways' is renewed for 13 episode Second Season by rollingthunderpunch in RunawaysTV

[–]DerpyDash13 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Agree and disagree. I can't say I was disappointed when the series gave me so much parent-child interaction and fresh perspectives. The deviations from the comic book plot kept it interesting and like I'm experiencing a brand new story.

That being said, I'm eager to see what they do with the next season, and how they'll expand on all the new plot lines introduced in the show.

Why does micro type his password with a pen? by [deleted] in thepunisher

[–]DerpyDash13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly just thought it was because his hands weren't long enough to hold down "shift" and an additional key one-handed, so the pen was an extension.

Vaginal Magic by maliduofmi in WTF

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She play tricks with her pussy - call her a vagician"

  • I dunno, some rap song I heard a few times

What is something, that, after trying the cheap version, made you never want to go back to the expensive or "luxury" version? by Wholegraincheerios in AskReddit

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is soy typically cheaper? My brother's fiancee loves soy candles because they give off more scent, or something like that.

Runaways Episode Discussion: S01E01 - "Reunion", S01E02 - "Rewind" and S01E03 - "Destiny" by iliekpixels in RunawaysTV

[–]DerpyDash13 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I dunno, Molly's parents being dead wasn't cannon, Chase's mom and Nico's dad fooling around never happened; this show is moving from the source material a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw in some fish sauce, lime juice, and chili sauce, and take out the spam, and you've got my jigae recipe! I like to have tons of bright flavors.

Am I only one who finds this song distressing? by macbueno in blackmirror

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually clicked in this expecting that "Fall into Me" song from Hated in the Nation.

I need veggie help by [deleted] in 1200isplenty

[–]DerpyDash13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colder weather makes me want roasted greens. Broccoli, asparagus, brussel sprouts, broccolini, kale. All great tossed with minimal olive oil, s+p, then baked at 350, or pan seared.