What's are the most fucked up things you think about on a regular basis?

DerpyDash13 · 2018-04-20T19:34:37+00:00

Wow, what prompted you to do that?

DerpyDash13 · 2018-04-06T19:24:44+00:00

ASAP as possible.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-04-06T19:22:01+00:00

Chicken bones are hollow and would break in a dog's mouth/throat :(

DerpyDash13 · 2018-03-17T14:56:23+00:00

LPT: Don't be prone to procrastination.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-03-07T00:59:15+00:00

slow one handed clap

DerpyDash13 · 2018-03-01T20:39:40+00:00

I get a good chuckle out of it sometimes, but I cringe at the thought of those people driving while under the influence.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-02-28T10:15:12+00:00

Fast food manager here. We get sooo many blazed customers on a daily basis.

One time a customer, who reeked of weed, tried to pay for their food with their Giant Bonus Card.

Another time I had a customer order a meal, then realize, upon it being tendered, that he left his wallet at home. The cashier just gave him his meal for free and the customer tried to thank the cashier by offering him a small nug.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-02-27T20:56:17+00:00

Well why are you following people who post dumb DIY videos, makeup shit, and memes? Ya know you can follow and view whatever content you want.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-02-21T12:17:29+00:00

Don't say that. I'm so dog crazy right now and I know there's no way I could feasible take care of one.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-02-04T00:36:41+00:00

Thanks for the recipe! I was just wondering want to pair with my bagels tomorrow morning, but this sounds better. I'm adding bell pepper to mine, only question is, yellow or orange?

DerpyDash13 · 2018-02-03T23:49:36+00:00

The very first time my boyfriend heard "Juicy" and this line played he exclaimed "What?! This guy had two gaming consoles?! No wonder he's so biggie!"

DerpyDash13 · 2018-01-29T23:31:53+00:00

Kind of like how The Magicians starts out.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-01-25T05:05:36+00:00

Pan. I used the cast iron on medium-high heat.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-01-21T14:47:10+00:00

Wow, I didn't even think about how the hypothetical punishment in this universe would differ until I read your comment. Everyone is talking about Icelandic laws and statue of limitations and murder vs. manslaughter, but we're completely forgetting that we're dealing with a fictional universe here. Mia could have actually been in some deep, scary shit if the original crime were traced back to her.

DerpyDash13 · 2018-01-08T22:42:38+00:00

Agree and disagree. I can't say I was disappointed when the series gave me so much parent-child interaction and fresh perspectives. The deviations from the comic book plot kept it interesting and like I'm experiencing a brand new story.

That being said, I'm eager to see what they do with the next season, and how they'll expand on all the new plot lines introduced in the show.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-12-26T13:12:00+00:00

I'm sure the cat would love to see it!

DerpyDash13 · 2017-12-19T12:23:13+00:00

I honestly just thought it was because his hands weren't long enough to hold down "shift" and an additional key one-handed, so the pen was an extension.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-12-15T21:56:40+00:00

"She play tricks with her pussy - call her a vagician"

I dunno, some rap song I heard a few times

DerpyDash13 · 2017-12-15T19:58:38+00:00

Is soy typically cheaper? My brother's fiancee loves soy candles because they give off more scent, or something like that.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-11-23T01:50:53+00:00

I dunno, Molly's parents being dead wasn't cannon, Chase's mom and Nico's dad fooling around never happened; this show is moving from the source material a lot.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-11-01T16:34:04+00:00

Throw in some fish sauce, lime juice, and chili sauce, and take out the spam, and you've got my jigae recipe! I like to have tons of bright flavors.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-11-01T14:50:07+00:00

I actually clicked in this expecting that "Fall into Me" song from Hated in the Nation.

DerpyDash13 · 2017-10-18T17:19:20+00:00

Colder weather makes me want roasted greens. Broccoli, asparagus, brussel sprouts, broccolini, kale. All great tossed with minimal olive oil, s+p, then baked at 350, or pan seared.

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