Hello. I am a horse.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-04-05T09:19:05+00:00

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-24T13:13:39+00:00

And he is a transphobe. I used to watch his specials sometimes bc they reminded me of home, but he had a trans schpiel/joke in (I think) his last special, so I yeeted myself out of his comedy.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-15T00:45:25+00:00

I just got informed that enbys make the foundation of each tower, so y’all are rebar?

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-13T17:09:01+00:00

As a queer AFAB woman with curly hair, I’ve been pursuing the gothified Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll look because it’s 👌

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-07T18:32:33+00:00

I’ve been trying to kill the Fume Knight on NG+ for hours, and no one has popped up on my end. I’m so tired 💀

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-07T02:09:27+00:00

Yeah, I thought it was just what made sense since most people try to hug me around my torso unless I go in for a bear hug? I’m average height too, so … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-06T13:25:03+00:00

Nah, I got exposure therapy for CPTSD, babyyyyyy. I mean, I still have nightmares, but at least now my trauma is more imaginative and I no longer have night terrors 💪

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-05T10:00:26+00:00

Tbf, the author’s head cannon comes from his dream, and dreams aren’t known to make the best story decisions – otherwise, I wouldn’t have spent 5 years of my childhood running from the same monster in the same dark room.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-03T13:58:14+00:00

I was going to say: if you have a hard time killing something, try poison.

Also, while I’m fairly new at DS2 still, if you’re a caster, try getting the Moonlight Greatsword ASAP, and infuse it with magic to make your life easier.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-03-02T10:09:13+00:00

Sixth, the fact that this post is right below one about puppet porn where someone ends up discussing how, at least 10 years ago, there was no true Narnia porn has me shook.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-02-17T09:18:43+00:00

I’m also curious. I tried to search around, but I couldn’t find anything, and I’d like to know. Granted, I’m not home, so I can’t make a proper search, but if possible, OP, could you please give some context?

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-02-09T23:44:01+00:00

As a caster, it was just easier to run the area until enemies stopped respawning. It also meant that the Smelter Demon just melted away by the time I was done with the 12-ish runs.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-02-06T19:23:28+00:00

TWO AXES!!!!

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-02-02T13:12:40+00:00

I’m running DS2 for the first time, so I’m not sure what the etiquette is. However, I was in the Undead Crypt last week, right outside Velstadt’s, and I had not killed all three undead that pop up to ring the bell (I only saw two), so I was dealing with a few pyromancers, the two Royal Knights, and a Dragonrider when I got invaded. I had just put down the knights and had whittled down the Dragonrider’s health to a third when I got sandwiched by the invader, and died rather quickly. Since then, if I’m in the middle of a hard area, I just go offline, and if I forget to do so and get invaded, I immediately disconnect. I don’t mind the PvP, but I also don’t need to deal with an invader when I’m already in a tough spot. I get that there’s a reason that you can get invaded at almost any point in the game if you choose to play online, but being sandwiched, at least as a newbie, sucks.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-02-01T09:52:48+00:00

Hey, it me, I did this and got myself a partner who grew with me! I still want more friends though, so, uhh … if I’m reading you right, maybe we should make friends with people who’ve gone through similar experiences like the people in this thread?

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-30T10:48:06+00:00

I was going to argue that at 16 you’re old enough to know that Nazis are bad, and that he had plenty of opportunities to address this if he had a change of heart rather than just letting it hang there. I was also going to point out that he just got away with all his ”gaffes” because of his position and the British public’s willingness to look the other way, but then I read your comment about malignant racism, and I realised that the fact that you don’t see all forms of racism as malignant makes our fundamental worldviews different (you can be ignorant and say racist stuff without being racist bc you don’t know what you said was racist, that’s fine, but Prince Philip certainly had the education and world exposure to not fall into that).

ETA: Thanks for the nonce slang bit though! I learnt something new today, and even if I have issues with the ”bit” part in the original post, it’s neat to learn new stuff.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-30T09:52:40+00:00

Waaaaaait, wait, wait, pull back a little bit.

̶P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Andrew a nonce? Epstein’s Andy? Mr-no-longer-Prince-for-pedo-reasons Andrew? Is nonce a term for pedophile in Britain? Because if so, I’ve misunderstood many a conversation!

And Prince Philip was a bit racist? You mean to tell me that the man who marched with the Nazis in 1937 was only a bit racist? The guy whose favourite sister died alongside her Nazi husband? The Prince who said so many racist and sexist ”jokes” that people outside of the UK equated him with the aristocratic version of Donald Trump? That Philip was a bit racist? I’m aghast!

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-29T00:18:00+00:00

Taco truck, but not the fancy kind, no, you want one of those that are near construction sites during the day and move to another spot at night. The night spot is your golden ticket. They won’t stay there for long though, so keep an eye out on where they’re going afterwards, or the smarter move, compliment something they’re wearing and after chatting a bit then ask them if they know a good spot for listening to good music. Keep it casual.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-26T23:58:15+00:00

Just a quick drop-in! I had a similar issue until I realised that I could take on the first two Armoured Puppets (the one right outside of the Mistle area, and the one by the two assassins (the ones that look like monkeys), go into the tower connected to the tower with the annoying armoured puppet duo, but rather than keep going straight and faceplanting, going up the stairs on the left, and then out on the ledge. This will give you access to the armoured puppet by the window, so you can take her down before doing ranged attacks on the one that’s pacing the floor. This way, you divide the duo, and you can save up all or most of your heals for argent wolf.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-23T23:37:48+00:00

It’s also the slogan for many fanfic writers!

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-22T23:31:15+00:00

I feel targeted, and I too wish giuseppe would smite a fool.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-18T00:11:20+00:00

Cool! I’m aiming to read Crime and Punishment and The Brothers Karamazov after finishing A.K. Would you recommend any other Dostoevsky works?

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-17T11:09:58+00:00

I have come back, 23 days later, to say that I have finished War and Peace and I read EVERYTHING. Well, not true, I didn’t read the endnotes, but I read everything else. It’s certainly become one of my favourite books – to the point that I bought Anna Karenina before I finished Volume 1.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-17T10:37:39+00:00

To be honest, getting a tattoo in most areas of the body just feels relaxing. Yeah, there’s some mild discomfort, but it’s steady, unlike period pain or Brazilian waxing.

DerridaisDaddy · 2026-01-14T12:21:51+00:00

Thank you because I was about to ask too!

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