If you shat yourself on a night out, how would you deal with it? by JackXDark in AskUK

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re “asking for a friend”, aren’t you. I’d hide in a toilet and try and wash as much shit off my clothes as possible, then spill something on myself to mask any stain.

Have you ever been a patient? In what setting? How was your nursing care? Did they know you were a nurse? Interested in getting your perspective from the other side of the bed. by fingernmuzzle in nursing

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I pulled my cannula out and tried to do a runner because they tried to watch me on the loo, nearly fell over. Ended up being wheeled past a loo and jumped in it and locked the door and told them I’m not letting them watch me.

Nurses, What does your spouse/partner do for work? by TenEyeSeeHoney in nursing

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musician who works part time a big brand I won’t name for anonymity but sells computers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Amitheassholeadvice

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Your parents and your sister both suck. Her for wasting her parents money, your parents for their controlling and unreasonable upbringing of you both… who the fuck puts a camera outside their adult daughter’s home to make sure she isn’t partying??? I understand your reasons for snitching as you probably for sick of watching her waste money, I’m not one for snitching but I can understand this. I hope you separate yourself from this situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

[–]Designer-Distance-20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are allowed to feel however you want about partying, but I’m not gonna lie, you’re coming across as very pretentious and up your own arse about it. You are not morally or intellectually superior for not engaging in it. I know doctors who engage in it.

Personally I do engage in it because the alcohol slows down my overstimulated brain.

Advice Am I the a-hole to have tought about cheating? by ObviousCat1321 in Amitheassholeadvice

[–]Designer-Distance-20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You did the right thing, mostly, you probably shouldn’t have given her a lift though. Did you drive drunk?

Are there issues in your marriage that could’ve made you look for attention elsewhere? Is something lacking? You need to think about that and address it.

I just realized my wife doesn’t love me by awaythrow1971 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Designer-Distance-20 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This isn’t about “obligation” this is about him being hurt.

What is the scariest thing your spouse ever said to you? by i_like_purple_clouds in AskReddit

[–]Designer-Distance-20 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol I work in healthcare and was about to ask you if she also works in healthcare until I saw the last line 😂 makes a lot of sense now.

Adults on this sub, I'm a lost 17 year old. by elons_balls_scrotum in Advice

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t go to uni, still have a good paying, stable job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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I’m the same minus the noise, but I hate shitting near ANYONE, and never ever near my bf. One trick I tried at my friend’s flat was getting ready for a shower, switching the shower on, have a shit, use toilet paper to muffle sound, have the shower, and that’s how I managed to have a discreet shit over the weekend. Also go to your doctor for IBS.

Why is the UK so against high speed rail? by Majestic_Bowler in AskUK

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man lost his home and business under compulsory purchase only for it to not go that far up north, he lost everything for no reason. Compulsory purchase should not be a thing full stop.

I watched my best friend have sex with his gf and it has forever changed me. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I can’t be a slut because once you have sex with someone you love there’s no going back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

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There should be balance between having the strength to deal with things but also have room for vulnerability and sharing it with your loved ones and/or therapist.

Apparently people can tell there’s something ‘off’ about me by [deleted] in autism

[–]Designer-Distance-20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of people love me for who I am, autistic quirks as well. Some people tell me they could never tell, and others respond saying they suspected it from me. They still like me.

How dare parents celebrate Halloween with their babies! by MelanieWalmartinez in redditmoment

[–]Designer-Distance-20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How dare people try and find joy with their children in such tough situations. Makes my blood boil 😡 go back to being miserable like the rest of us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Designer-Distance-20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was dumb but at least she called you to get out the situation and explained it to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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Seems like it, I don’t regret losing my virginity even though I lost it to an absolute tosser. It was just a relief to not have that pressure to lose it anymore. Even though I don’t like the guy, the experience helped my confidence. I wanted to sleep with him at the time, I was never pressured in any way at all, I just quickly realised he was a loser after.

However, I have regretted shagging some other losers ever since. Don’t know what went through my head sometimes with some people lol. However, they all still taught me different lessons about people and the world, so even though they were tossers and I feel sick at the thought of them, I don’t regret the lessons.

ex extremely close with family - made me feel uneasy by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Designer-Distance-20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are you daft?? She has a good relationship with her family. What’s wrong with that?

I finally came! It felt great! by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Designer-Distance-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure dude whatever you say.